I was playing 'Brawl' this afternoon and then switched over to 'Twilight Princess' when this thought occured to me... What video game characters could have their way with you whenever and where ever, for lack of better phrasing? I have four... Ganondorf, first and foremost. There's something about his orange hair and grey-green skin. Oh, funny fact, during his first smash-stance in Melee and Brawl (the one where he twirls around while levitating), if you pause the game mid stance and tilt the camera, you can see quite a large bulge in his pants. Brad Wong from 'DoA' He's an 'older' hottie. I bet many of you are surprised that I know who Solid Snake is... After all, not many gay guys with pink hair play Metal Gear Solid. (Fun Tyler Fact: My friend and I started a band and called it 'Sons of Liberty') But yes... Snake is fine. Leon makes fighting the infected ridiculously hot. I have a re-occuring dream where he rescues me and we make insanely passionate love in a boarded up house while los Ganados amass upon the building. Afterwards, Leon and I kick some ass and escape unharmed. So yes... What about all of you?