Two Truths and a Lie

I'm guessing the second one is a lie

1. My fraternal quad brother and I've got a thing for making weird sounding music that totally doesn't sound like Melanie Martinez slightly, while our fraternal quad sisters prefer to make stuff on the interwebs
2. My dad's side's rich being of Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands and Germany
3. In an interview with an annoying white girl, she mentioned how super wealthy our dad's side is with somewhat famous distant relatives and that they 'bought us in' which made me make excuses like "we were cute with blond hair and little brown eyes, everyone just fell in love with us, our daddy didn't do it, just, shut up" which didn't work because my cuteness clearly hides my short-temper

 

3 is actually the lie lol I'm a hufflepuff with griffindor tendancies.
I'm going to guess that 1 is the lie?

1. I love doing oil painting.
2.I took french for three years and remember next to nothing.
3. I have two dogs and four cats.

 

I'm thinking the first one.

1. I have no siblings.
2. When I was ten years old my family went to Disneyland but I missed out on half of the trip because of food poisoning.
3. I had my appendix removed when I was nine.

 

First one is the lie.

1. I look like a tomboy Taylor Swift with the shortest temper of my fraternal quad siblings
2. I eat baby animals because I view animals as less than people
3. I constantly get reminded of how wealthy my dad's huge family is distant to close relation and how I can never say "I started from the bottom and have been working my way up, you know what I mean?" because my dad's side's got too many fraternal multiples with money

 

You got me. I have one half-brother.

1. I tried to give a boy I fancied a valentine in the 4th grade, but the teachers stopped me and made me give one to a girl instead.
2. I'm sometimes told I look like a young Nicolas Cage.
3. I briefly studied for my art major in Russia.

 

Second one is a lie.

1. The one time I visited the US I thought it was the best place ever
2. I get scared when I can't find my cats where they're usually sleeping
3. When people are talking about my 2 longest lasting ex-boyfriends from Norway and Sweden, I'll say "How many times are you going to bring up [name and name] okay, I've totally moved past them, I've moved past it and everyone else should too, I haven't got beef with them anymore alright, I've moved on with my life, sometimes you've just got to...move past all that, you know we're just trying to bring back a dead cat here, it's done, I've made my peace, and I've totally, totally moved past those two, and [name and name] we...we've talked it out, it's...it's fine, move on" when my mind is saying something completely different I can't say in front of so many random people I've never met

 

@GreyAuburn The Walking Dead is my current favorite - right next to American Horror - the lie was that I hate romance movies with HEA. Of course I love HEA - it's a movie - who cares if it isn't realistic - that's why I love movies - because it's an escape for me.

Your lie is #1

 

@kayaz

You're right! #2 is the lie. I have travelled to Canada twice.

 

I realize I forgot my the rest of my post so here ya go.

I have written a romance novella about an angst filled 20 something yo woman dealing with abuse trauma
I am currently writing a novel about a Bi-sexual man finding love again after the death of his lover
I have written a romance novella about a 30 something yo woman dealing with major injuries after a car accident

 

Actually #3 is the lie. I had an opportunity to go to Russia to study art over the summer several years ago, but couldn't due to financial constraints.

 

I think, the second one is a lie.

1. My dancing is so good, so much better than my younger brother by about a minute or two, it's totally not an embarrassing Taylor Swift level
2. The reason the Scandinavian white guys I date are 15 to 16 years old is because my Colombian-Brazilian mum says dating younger ones always makes 10 to 13-year-old white girls super jealous for fun, and now I've just got to wait for one that'll get me more attention
3. Secretly 95% of my songs are about an ex-boyfriend and maybe an ex-girlfriend hidden behind the creepy sweets themes that I sing in Spanish, Portuguese, German, Dutch and maybe Norwegian

 

Grey, I think 2 is your lie.

1. I'm 6'4" tall
2. I was on TV once that I remember. Halloween 1989 or 1990, the specific year I don't so much remember, but I was super young and on Halloween night, a long since retired local TV news reporter was in the area and gathered some kids who were trick-or-treating, my sister and I included, and did her report for that night's news. For all I know, it was about checking your kids' candy for razor blades and glass, or something.
3. I've known I was bisexual since high school and even checked out some of the guys I went to school with in the locker rooms. Denied being interested in guys at first, but I eventually admitted it to myself in my 20's and came out to some close friends I still have today and officially came out on Facebook last year.

 

@Necorse is the lie 1?

1. Carrie Fisher is my favorite person ever.
2. When I was younger I was a really cringe dresser. Like shoulder pads, neon colors, the works.
3. My favorite hair color that i've had is this super dull copper orange.

 

Third one is a lie.

1. The short-temper on my dad's side's been known to skip a generation, my great-great-granddad from Russia had it, my grandmum's from Norway's got it, now some of my cousins and I've got it
2. I've never done anything in my career/life that would insinuate I was satanic, and my anti-violence views haven't got exceptions including 14, 15 and 16-year-old boys and girls because I'm totally just a happy, fun and positive person
3. I live in my dad's super rich and short-tempered mum's mansion in the you-know-where part of Norway that's able to fit me, my grandmum, my 5 siblings, my parents, my dad's twin sister, my dad's other sisters and brother, my cousins with some adopted, too many cats and dogs, and my more distant cousins, aunts and uncles live in the north and freezing parts of Norway and Sweden

 

@kayaz, Yes, the lie is 1. I'm only 5'8". Utterly average.

 

@GreyAuburn I'm gonna guess 3.

Despite having MD, I can hit hard enough to chip brick.
I hate the Saw movies.
If the situation calls for it, I'm not afraid to kill.

 

Yup 3 is the lie @GreyAuburn
Is 2 the lie @Blackangel ?

1. When I was in grade school i really wanted to legitimately study Egyptology.
2. Once upon a time I had a pet mouse that I named Jerry. (I was 6 and obsessed with old cartoons).
3. I desperately want a short grey or royal blue pixie cut.

 

@Blackangel I've clearly shown signs of being Satanic even though I'm not, it's my second

I'll guess the third a lie

1. My grandmum's got an identical twin sister with a fraternal triplet sister that are all blondes, her dad was Norwegian and her mum was German, when her dad died she got all of his money while neither of her sisters got anything just because she came out of the womb first
2. My grandmum divorced my granddad only because she said he got boring and was from an isolated part of Norway she hated, and because he was also a 2 identical/1 fraternal triplet which annoyed her too much
3. My grandmum makes a sarcastic face when she says "I would never do that" when I or anyone else asks if she would have one or both of her sisters suffocated in their sleep

 

2 was my lie. I absolutely LOVE the saw movies!

@GreyAuburn pretty much everyone who encounters me knows within a few seconds that I am Satanic.


- I'm pressing a lawsuit against Walmart.
- I can shoe a horse.
- I had a pet scorpion named Fluffy.

 

Third is a lie, I think...

1. My grandmum used to lock all of her boyfriends in her dad's old 'mansion' when she was a teenager and keep them there until they got out somehow, but she didn't with my granddad because she said he was too innocent
2. My grandmum likes to play the victim when talking about her sisters and/or my granddad, yet she acts like she's not by saying "No, I'm not playing the victim" like a 15-year-old white girl
3. I live with 8 to 10 cats which aren't all mine