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Things Non-LGBT People Say...

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Gen, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. dyl pickle

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    The following are real quotes:

    "Oh my god I love the gay community. Can I go to pride with you? Drag queens are my favourite!"

    "Oh you're gay? So do you hate God?"

    "Y'all transgendereds are mentally ill and gonna burn in hell"

    "Ummmm no. You're not a guy."

    "Pansexual... so you... you're attracted... you... is it... pans?"

    "What's so bad about wanting a heterosexual pride day? We suffer because of our sexuality too."

    "Well you didn't know you were trans until you were a little older so like you just want attention. All trans people know since they are born."

    "I wish I could be gay so I could be like,,, unique and stuff. It's so cool."

    And many more. Quite a few people in my life are ridiculous.
     
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    Me: I am just running into the shop to buy a magazine, wait for me.
    Friend (who I had come out to the day before): Is it a lesbian magazine?
     
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    "You're gay? I thought you're transgender." <--- Oh? Didn't knew I have to decide.
    "If you're really transgender, you'd have known since you're a little child." <--- because every little child knows the difference between girls and boys from the beginning.
    "So you're attracted to girls too? Don't have a crush on me than!" <--- no girl I'm not attracted to you. You've always bored me. Just cause you know I'm may attracted by your gender doesn't mean I'm attracted to you in particular.
    "I think it's pretty awesome that you're bisexual." <--- got told that by a complete stranger
    "So you're heterosexual again?" <--- No, I just broke up my relationship. How about you? Are you gay while you're single?
     
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    "They can do whatever they want, but God is it gross!"

    "Bisexuality isn't a real thing." In response to someone comin four as bisexual

    "How long has she been a lesbian?" When a girl came out as lesbian, followed by "That's hot."

    Yeah, I can't wait to leave this place
     
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    "Oh there's this guy at work that you're going to love, I'm 99% certain he's gay, he's super camp and funny" offence overload.

    when a complete stranger asks you a question that begins with "so when you guys have sex....."

    -and- then freaks out if you actually tell them the answer with a "disgusting" or "too much information" type remark.

    "are you the man or the woman?" - My personal No1 hate, I usualy reply with "I'm not sure you know what gay is"

    "If you've never been with a woman, how do you know you're gay?" -the answer is in the question, surely.

    An old lesbian friend of mine apparently used to get asked a lot "can you eat meat or are you a vegetarian?" No pun intended, there are people that genuinely just think lesbian = vegetarian :confused:
     
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    coming out to a person...

    "Get the hell out of my fucking face, and never talk to me again." - every homophobe ever
     
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    "It's not real sex..."

    "Which one of you is the guy in the relationship?"
     
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    My mom : Do lesbians even have sex?

    Friend: Here's a picture of two girls, one is licking her eyeball
    Me: Why are you showing this picture to me? I suppose eyeball licking is some kink, tho wouldn't she get an eye infection?
    Person: Ew!! That guy is licking an eyeball!!!!!
    Friend: Uh, they're both girls
    Persons: THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!

    Or, a person says something, I show that I'm offended, and then they say, "just kidding"

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    Also, my mom brags about her gaydar. So what, she guesses correctly that my singing teacher isn't straight at first meeting? Mostly, I think enthusiastically being Sherlock about a more-or-less-stranger's sexuality is creepy.
     
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    "I don't think it suits you being in a relationship with another girl, in the end you should marry a man." <--- a 'friend' to whom I came out as bisexual & who thinks I'm a girl (guess how often wie met afterwards)
    "You're lesbians, you shouldn't be offended!" <--- response after I punched a guy in a disco after he couldn't keep his hands by himself and wouldn't leave my girlfriend and me alone
    "I've always wanted a gay best friend" <--- why...
     
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    Yeah, I get this the other way around. "How do you know you're a lesbian if you've never been with a guy? Maybe you just haven't found the right guy yet". :dry:

    Also, before this happened:

    Friend: But surely, if you're being hit on by guys then you must like them at least a little, otherwise why would they hit on you?

    Me: Because they think I'm playing hard to get when I come out to them.

    Friend: But like, why would they flirt with you though? Aren't you a lesbian?

    I took awhile for me to get them to understand that some guys still flirt even when you say no, they got so confused about it lol.

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    Ugh. Once had a guy I knew from school on my social media, and he kept making posts campaigning for white pride and straight pride. :eusa_doh: I was quick to unfriend that guy, that's for sure. :dry:
     
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    'Well, why can't you just pick one?'
    *me hanging out with one of my female friends* 'Oh, is that your girlfriend?'
    Apparently I can't even hang out with girls now without people thinking I'm in a relationship with them xD
     
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    "Yeah, I mean, a lot of gays and lesbians are just posers looking for attention, but some really are born that way... but bisexuals are just desperate!" - My father

    Not really a quote, but hundreds of jokes about sodomy the moment anyone openly gay/bi and male is brought up.

    "OK, well, I understand that this is your choice..." - My mother (Uh, not really a choice mum)

    "I had a gay phase when I was younger too *followed by dramatic pause*." - My mother (What does that even mean?)

    "So why don't we get a heterosexual pride day?" - My father

    "I'm fine with gays, as long as they don't flaunt it" - Nearly everyone around me.
     
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    "You should be proud to be born female because God made you one" - my old best friend who I don't contact anymore
     
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    "oh my God, I'd love to be gay, it's really cool and I love the whole lgbt community thing"
    This one really pisses me off
     
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    You can't be a guy, look at your clothing! (referring to me not being colorblind and combining shit like it's supposed to be).
     
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    " The faggots are sexual deviants and we should kill them all!! Hitler was right and Greece was against you guys and gays never existed in Greece. EVER!!! Greece never accepted you freaks."

    Yup a comment from YouTube, this comment came from a Greek version of a weaboo. So the short hand just like weaboo, these Greek version of weebs have very little understanding of history.
     
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    sounds like my uncle :dry:
     
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    "You don't look like a lesbian."
    "You just didn't find the right guy yet"
    "..One day when you have a great husband..or err wife(?)..*awkward silence*"
     
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    Texts I've gotten from friends

    "I'm watching the L Word and thought of you."

    "I'm watching Prayers for Bobby and thought of you"

    Middle aged man at work

    "My sons friend has two moms, isn't that great"

    Frankly, John, I don't give a f*ck.
     
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    My dear sweet Mother who tries hard which i appreciate but is slowly killing me with her attempts at being open-minded:

    "*points across the street* Oh, how sweet, a modern couple. Which is fine"

    ಠ_ಠ You tried, Mum. But this was unnecessary and awkward for everybody involved. <3
     
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