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Things Non-LGBT People Say...

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Gen, Sep 9, 2012.

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  1. Gen

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    I dont think there has been a topic about this, but if there is than I'm sorry for stealing it :C.

    Anywho the gist of this is to share the completely inappropriate comments our lovely peers, family, and friends have made. Or if you dont have any directed at you, feel free to post things that are directed at LGBT people in general. :slight_smile:

    *Watching Football with Female Friend*
    Me: "I dont see the appeal of sports, its just really boring to me."
    Her: "But, shouldnt it be like EXTRA fun for you :confused:?"
    Me: "........."


    Him: "I guess I see what you mean. I'm an ass man too. :slight_smile:"


    Him: "Where are you even supposed to carry condoms without looking creepy? You're sooo lucky you dont have to worry about that."
    Me: "........."


    Her: "I'll still love you! I have gay family members. Just dont start going all gay on me now."

    WHAT? What does that even mean!!!!! :bang:
     
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  2. TrueBlue8228

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    "I don't know if your type of people like such and such, but...:insert stupid question here:"

    or

    "I'm not sure if the same goes for your group, but...:insert stupid comment here:"


    Really? LoL!


    TB
     
    #2 TrueBlue8228, Sep 9, 2012
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    That's queer. That's gay. Only gays do that. Only gays (insert activity here.
     
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    "You're gay? I'm sorry to hear that :frowning2: But I love you anyway :grin:"

    "You like girls? Does that mean you like me? o.0"

    "Which do you prefer, boobs or ass?"

    "I think it's cool that you're gay."

    Among other things that they say :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Me: Yeah, he's really cute and funny and blah blah blah...(going on about my crush at the time.)
    My aunt: So you're back to boys now?
    Me: *sigh, retreat into corner*

    And my friend asked me if I'd ever had a threesome. Like, because I'm bi, I have to have sex with both sexes at the same time! And I got an offer for a threesome this summer! :bang:

    There was something mildly annoying my dad said, but I can't remember it...
     
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    How can they not like girls/women? [Which seems to forget about gay women.]
     
    #6 Sartoris, Sep 9, 2012
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    "ew!"
     
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    An immediate family member upon hearing my brother's friend mention that his sister had a girlfriend, "Don't worry, she'll grow out of it."

    A coworker, when cautioning another female coworker on having a gay male roommate, "Gay guys are promiscuous."
     
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    Her: "Oh I wouldnt want to mess with a vagina either."
    As if I didnt want to be with a women so I chose the constellation prize >_>....

    Female Group:"Oh, no wonder your so cute."

    *Continues in indept analysis of how my skin is too clear and soft for me to be straight, my hair is to well trimmed, and the colors of my cloths always compliment each other. *


    I mean sure it flattering, but I'm not a gay fashion designer, I have ocds (~_~).
     
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    a girl asking about sex between me and... : "which role do you play?" (guy or girl)
    it is L E S B I A N sex. there is no "guy" or "guy" or whatever.


    "I have no problems with gays but I believe that they have to have psychological problems to be this way..."
    1. What has a random psychological problem to do with anyone's sexuality?
    2. So straight people DON'T have psychological problems? I did not know that...:roflmao:
     
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    Me: What do you think of Oreo supporting gays?
    Sister: I think it's horrible.
    (she doesn't know)

    Mom: There will be gays in college, son. Don't go hanging out with them. Just tolerate them.
     
    #11 Silvails52, Sep 9, 2012
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    "You're only pretending to be gay to get attention! I can't believe someone would do that anyway. Homos are soooo gross!"

    Some girl said this to my bi friend in front of everyone. God, I wanted to slap the little b*tch. :bang:
     
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    "Oh, everybody feels that way at some point." From my mom when I was 16. She's since apologized.

    "What are you supposed to call it?" A guy I know talking about a transwoman who had been hitting on him. My twin and I both gave him a pronoun lecture, but it didn't seem to make much difference.

    "Look at that guy. He's totally gay. You can just tell." My twin's boyfriend. She's told him something about me not being straight (he's assumed from that that I'm bi, and I haven't bothered to correct him), and for some reason he seems to make awkward comments around me.
     
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    Well how do they, um:eusa_doh:, you know, I mean where, eh:eusa_doh:, this is awkward, what did you have for lunch today?:rolle:
     
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    That pretty much sums up the reaction....
     
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    "It must be nice not to have to worry about pregnancy" (btw isn't it???)
     
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    "Do I need to get tested?" -- One woman on having her boyfriend come out to her as bisexual.

    I'd've dumped the bitch immediately on that one.
     
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    "I don't think homosexuality is wrong, just gross."
     
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    My dad : This is probably a phase. Your mom had one too.
    My ex boyfriend: So, threesome? (No!)
    My best guy friend: I love how we can check girls out together now!
    Also... Dude, you've got to be my wingman! How can a girl resist a girl talking me up? Just don't steal my targets! (He laughed)
     
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    ... this :dry:
    Or ".. it is sooo unnatural" or "strange"

    Find it really awkward sometimes when my family or sometimes friends say, instead of a different word to show their frustration: "soooo gay".

    Me thinking: Yep.. that's probably what I am.
    Probably :confused:
     
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