The individual who makes the final post will be declared as the victor.

Keep on ranging, girly. ^_^

 

*sighs*

*drags you inside with me as we get locked*

Now all of us really are locked in. :badgrin:

 

O.O A.A.G... what have you DONE!?

[ looks around at the rabid freaks that were locked in first ] T_T

 

...*munches on cheez-its*

 

[ punches through the ceiling of the confined space under the trap door, grabs onto AgenderMoose's leg and pulls them down into the hellhole with the rest of us ]... -_-" Eating your damn cheez-its like you're safe... pfff.

 

Hey, I'm not rabid!

So....what now?

 

Cute, you thought you and BlueLion were the first. ^_^

I mean them...

[ points at the grizzly humanoids that have been slowly feeding off each other, unkempt hair and the red in their eyes indicating just how primal they have become ]...

I was going to feed you two to them, because, let's face it, they would need another source of sustenance apart from themselves... so, I thought Why not.

But now I'm in here too ( THANKS SO MUCH btw, AnAtypicalGuy ), guess we'll have to figure out a way to escape together. -_-"

 

I wonder if throwing a stick to distract them So, how jammed shut is that door exactly?

---------- Post added 6th Jan 2017 at 06:27 PM ----------

*will not to

 

You recall me having to add deadbolts on the outside to keep you guys in? ...

 

Oh right, that.....


*inaudibly high screaming*

 

(It is a pleasure to have been of service.)

Well Aeon Magus, since you seem to know the most about this whole trapdoor deal, how about you tell us about those creepy humanoids huh?

 

...You punched a hole wide enough for me to get in...and...it seems to be in reach? ...sssoooo *awkwardly starts to climb out of the hole*

 

Nooo that's too easy.

*hole disappears and bottom of pit drops ten metres*

I totally didn't do that.

 

[ raises hands in mock surrender ]... Neither did I. O.O

[ contemplates the loss of the topic's point ]... :lol:

Anyway... to answer the question, it happened during a rather dull period of my life. I captured some haters and stuffed them down a hole, then covered it up. That was, like, some years ago... seems they've been eating themselves bit by bit ever since then. Can't really say, I've forgotten all about them until a few weeks ago when I heard grunting from this corner... who knows what they were doing. Meh.
Now, who had bright ideas to get out? Apart from the lazy one with the cheez-its, taking the "easy" way... Kggg. Shortcuts get you dead... you don't know that? O.O

 

What a weird thread this has become.

 

Now, listen here, I might be lazy. Well, that's not a might. And I might have cheez-its. But that doesn't mean I take the easy way out always. I take the route with the highest rate of success, and that was the most obvious route to take. It would have been around a 100% success, but then physics kinda broke itself.

So now...I think I have to break physics even more.

...It's gonna take me a bit. For now...might take a nap.



Physics breaking comes later. Sleep's important, ya know?

 

Yes, sleep's important. But do you know what's more important? Getting the hell away from those Haters (that's what they're called from now on, unless you have a better idea).

Back to the topic at hand, we should look for a way to get to the top of this pit. Maybe we could use the Haters to get us there.

---------- Post added 7th Jan 2017 at 08:12 AM ----------

This is what happens when people try to win a never-ending game.

 

I'm baaaaack

 

This is why I love this thread

Hmm... I don't know... Sleep's preeeeeetty important.

Also welcome back to the ...whatever this is, killswitch

 

Hey..... since you're out there and presumably not down here, would you mind going to that trapdoor over there and undoing those deadbolts? Unless you're in this pit with the rest of us.

(Don't even ask.)