The hair dilemma

I just look like a dyke* instead of a dude. And I just act like a tomboy instead of a guy. Sucks.


*Term is not being used in a derogatory way, I do seriously sometimes look like the first thing you think of when you hear the word "dyke." I used to cringe at the sound of it after some driver yelled it out at me, but I secretly love how hard it sounds. So much harder than "dude" or "man" could ever be. And I get way better hair ideas when I look up "dyke hair" instead of "lesbian hair"