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[The 2011]The EC X-Mas Tree![Christmas BATTLE]

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by InaRut, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. InaRut

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    Hey guys,

    I don't have alot of money but I REALLY wanted to buy EC a christmas tree! Well, just my luck, I was at the Christmas Tree Lot and I came across a tree on discount.

    The only downside is it only has three branches to hang 1 ornament each from. Anymore and the Tree's weakly shape would surely collapse!

    In the spirit of Christmas and being fair I've decided that we shall have a battle royale of epic ornament destruction to decide who gets to have their ornaments on our sickly christmas tree (which I've named: Rainbow Defender)

    Here's how the game works: The christmas tree will be given three ornaments. Here let me add them:
    The Christmas Tree Now Has:
    1st Branch): A Walrus Santa Claus Ornament
    2nd Branch): A generic and boring shiny red ball ornament
    3rd Branch): A micro-model of the Star Ship: Enterprise


    In order to ensure your place on the branch you must destroy 1 ornament and place your ornament in the place. The more creative you are with your destruction, the more points you get from the christmas gods. These points, as currency, help you get higher up on Santa's "Nice" List. [Note: No, not really. It's just a game]

    Example:
    Poster 1:
    The Christmas Tree Now Has:
    1st Branch): A Walrus Santa Claus Ornament
    2nd Branch): A generic and boring shiny red ball ornament
    3rd Branch): A micro-model of the Star Ship Enterprise


    Poster 2:
    *Uses a pellet gun, and from behind the couch, launches a sneak attack sniper shot on the generic and boring shiny red ball ornament.*

    *Replaces the red ball ornament with a "Watchmen" Smiley Face Button ornament.

    The Christmas Tree Now Has:
    1st Branch): A Walrus Santa Claus Ornament [Inarut]
    2nd Branch): "Watchmen" Smiley Face Button Ornament [Inarut]
    3rd Branch): A micro-model of the Star Ship: Enterprise [Inarut]


    Super important points system that definately matter [no not really]:
    Stealth: +10 Points
    Destruction is related to Ornament being destroyed: +100 points
    Comedy: +1,000 points
    Being a Walrus: + Infinite points [Only applicable to me--you posers]



    Rules:
    Images are allowed if you have a specific ornament in mind.
    You can only destroy 1 ornmament
    The tree, as is the Walrus Angel on top, is indestructable. Feel free to Spirit Bomb, Nucleur Explosion, Falco-PUNCH or whatever to your opposing ornaments.
    The Tree and it's branches cannot be modified in anyway.
    Your ornament will be destroyed--Just because you mystify it with a magical shield does not save it from complete anihilation.



    READY?
    Begin!

    The Christmas Tree Now Has:
    1st Branch): A Walrus Santa Claus Ornament [Inarut]
    2nd Branch): "Watchmen" Smiley Face Button Ornament [Inarut]
    3rd Branch): A micro-model of the Star Ship: Enterprise [Inarut]
     
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  2. Aielar

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    1st Branch): A Walrus Santa Claus Ornament [Inarut]
    2nd Branch): "Watchmen" Smiley Face Button Ornament [Inarut]
    3rd Branch): A micro-model of the Star Ship: Enterprise [Inarut]

    *plucks the micro model of the star ship: enterprise off the tree grinch style and replaces with a rainbow ball ornament before slinking away*

    1st Branch): A Walrus Santa Claus Ornament [Inarut]
    2nd Branch): "Watchmen" Smiley Face Button Ornament [Inarut]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]
     
  3. Rinamir Mortem

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    1st Branch): A Walrus Santa Claus Ornament [Inarut]
    2nd Branch): "Watchmen" Smiley Face Button Ornament [Inarut]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]

    *takes Walrus Santa Claus Ornament*
    *looks at Walrus Santa Claus Ornament*
    *tosses Walrus Santa Claus Ornament behind him*
    *replaces Walrus Santa Clause Ornament with a Killer Whale Ornament*

    1st Branch): Killer Whale Ornament [Rinamir Mortem]
    2nd Branch): "Watchmen" Smiley Face Button Ornament [Inarut]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]
     
  4. Jonathan

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    1st Branch): Killer Whale Ornament [Rinamir Mortem]
    2nd Branch): "Watchmen" Smiley Face Button Ornament [Inarut]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]

    *looks at "Watchmen" Smiley Face Button Ornament*
    *takes out flamethrower*
    *burns "Watchmen" Smiley Face Button Ornament into oblivion!!!*
    *puts up a Ninja Penguin Ornament* :grin:

    1st Branch): Killer Whale Ornament [Rinamir Mortem]
    2nd Branch): Ninja Penguin Ornament [Muzzy]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]
     
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  5. InaRut

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    1st Branch): Killer Whale Ornament [Rinamir Mortem]
    2nd Branch): Ninja Penguin Ornament [Muzzy]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]

    *Looks at The Killer Whale Ornament.*
    *Decides it would be great in a free willy re-enactment.*
    *Throws the Killer Whale Ornament over a lego-man*
    "OOPS!" I broke it.
    *Replaces it with a Troll Face Ornament*

    1st Branch): Troll Face Ornament [Intarut
    2nd Branch): Ninja Penguin Ornament [Muzzy]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]
     
  6. Beertruck

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    1st Branch): Troll Face Ornament [Intarut
    2nd Branch): Ninja Penguin Ornament [Muzzy]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]

    *throws troll doll (you know, the ones with the crazy hair) at the troll face ornament*
    *makes actual troll face*
    "Problem, Christmas?
    *replaces with a Das Boot ornament*


    1st Branch): Das Boot Ornament [Beertruck]
    2nd Branch): Ninja Penguin Ornament [Muzzy]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]
     
  7. Aeon Magus

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    1st Branch): Das Boot Ornament [Beertruck]
    2nd Branch): Ninja Penguin Ornament [Muzzy]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]

    He looked at the ornaments for a while, then pulled from his magic pocket a ninja squirrel. He put it down on the floor, instructing it to defeat the ninja penguin in mortal kombat. The lights flickered and went out, the orange glow from the fireplace casting shadows as the two ninjas stood ready to fight. With a loudspeaker, that was also taken from his pocket, he yelled "FIGHT!". The two combatants circled each other cautiously, not giving the other an opening. Their eyes locked, waiting for whichever of the two to make the first move... When, with a leap towards the penguin, the squirrel delivered a great flying kick to its opponent's head. The penguin stumbled backwards, regaining his footing, then slid on his belly to trip and slap the squirrel. The squirrel was too fast. It jumped over the attack and landed on top of the penguin, shattering it to pieces. He took up the loudspeaker again and uttered in deep voice, "Flawless Victory!" With a twitch of its tail, the squirrel turned and raised its little hands together, feeling overjoyed with its victory. It ran back to him and jumped into his hands. He smiled and put it back into his pocket, along with the loudspeaker. Then, again from his pocket, he took out his Xmas ornament and attached it to the second branch.

    1st Branch): Das Boot Ornament [Beertruck]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]
     
  8. Jonathan

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    1st Branch): Das Boot Ornament [Beertruck]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Ball Ornament [Aielar]

    *looks at the Rainbow Ball Ornament*
    *looks at signature*
    *unleashes an army of rabid porcupines to wreak utter destruction on the Rainbow Ball Ornament!* :grin:
    *replaces it with a Dumbledore Ornament

    1st Branch): Das Boot Ornament [Beertruck]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Dumbledore Ornament [Muzzy]
     
  9. feverdreamt

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    1st Branch): Das Boot Ornament [Beertruck]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Dumbledore Ornament [Muzzy]

    Takes Dumbledore ornament.. looks at the ground, and then proceeds to drop the dumbledore ornament, watching it fall to the floor in slow motion and burst into a thousands of pieces
    Takes rainbow unicorn ornament and places it upon the empty branch of the tree

    1st Branch): Das Boot Ornament [Beertruck]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Unicorn Ornament [Feverdreamt]
     
  10. Fiddledeedee

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    1st Branch): Das Boot Ornament [Beertruck]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Unicorn Ornament [Feverdreamt]

    Carefully, she fetched her brother's steel-toecapped boots from the hall. Sliding the overly-large shoes on her feet and clomping towards the christmas tree (now almost quaking in fear), she drew back a foot, preparing to strike. At the last minute, though, gravity took hold of the metal boot and she overbalanced, forming an embarrassed crumple on the floor. The flailing arms knocked the Das Boot ornament off its high perch during her fall, and it was replaced with a red stuffed parrot that would bite all who came near.

    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Unicorn Ornament [Feverdreamt]
     
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    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Unicorn Ornament [Feverdreamt]

    *Looks at Blue Gaylien ornament.*
    *Looks at avatar.*
    *Uses the Force to remove and toss aside said ornament.*
    *Replaces it with Death Star ornament.*

    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Death Star ornament [alex2020]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Unicorn Ornament [Feverdreamt]
     
  12. Aeon Magus

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    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Death Star ornament [alex2020]
    3rd Branch): Rainbow Unicorn Ornament [Feverdreamt]

    He sat in front of the fireplace, tears in his eyes at the loss of his blue gaylien ornament. Wiping his moist eyes, he took from his pocket a slingshot and a pebble, put the pebble in the rubber padding on the sling, and took aim. Pulling the sling back, aiming carefully at the Rainbow Unicorn, he took a deep breath... and released. The pebble shot across the room and hit the unicorn square in its face, shattering it to pieces. When all the pieces lay on the floor, he got up, took another blue gaylien ornament from his pocket and walked over to the tree. It was a good thing, he thought, that he ordered quite a bunch of these things. He attached his ornament to the third branch. :grin:

    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Death Star ornament [alex2020]
    3rd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
     
  13. Yuya

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    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Death Star ornament [alex2020]
    3rd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]

    Sends a paper plane with a tiny Action figured luke skywalker towards the tree. Somehow the plane got into the Death Star ornament and Action figured luke skywalker found out who his father was. Screaming "Nooooo!!" he blows up Death Star ornament and got caught in one of the branches.

    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Action figured Luke Skywalker [yuya]
    3rd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
     
  14. InaRut

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    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Action figured Luke Skywalker [yuya]
    3rd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]

    *Makes a clever Re-Edit to one of the ornament and breaks the third wall of the game which causes one of the ornaments to change drastically. The Bue Gaylien Ornament is now a Blue Gay Lion Ornament.*

    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Action figured Luke Skywalker [yuya]
    3rd Branch): Blue Gay lion Ornament [Inarut]
     
  15. Aeon Magus

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    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Action figured Luke Skywalker [yuya]
    3rd Branch): Blue Gay lion Ornament [Inarut]

    As the shock of InaRut's betrayal set in, his mind was riddled with clever'er schemes to put his ornament back on a christmas tree branch. He looked over the possible candidates for destruction. The biting parrot would make for excellent company when everyone else was not around, and he could also teach it some profane words to say to the next person who replaced an ornament with their own - so the parrot was safe. The Blue Gay Lion, not only was it an adaption of his own ornament, but the lion was gay, so destroying it would have been very anti-gay of him, he thought. That left the Luke Skywalker action figure... he had to admit, he wasn't a very big fan of the disorganised series of movies, so the figurine was as good a target as any.
    He scrounged around in his pocket, and took out a Darth Vader action figure, fully equipped with light saber, helmet and cape, all of which were pink, then set it down on the floor.

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    The Luke figure slowly turned its head and was looking straight at Vader... it jumped off its branch and ran over to take a better look at his 'father'. Vader flamboyantly waved at his 'son', stopping Luke dead in its tracks. "Oh my GAAHHDD, look who it is! Hey there, Luke! I'm your father, hey hey hey!" the Vader figurine proclaimed. The Luke figurine, having stopped running, gawked at the oddity of a dark lord, its father, being effeminate. Luke could not completely grasp the notion of his father being as such, so it climbed a cupboard and jumped out the window to its untimely doom.

    He picked up his pink Vader figurine and stashed it back inside his magic pocket, then took out yet another of his Blue Gaylien ornaments and attached it to the second branch.

    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Blue Gay lion Ornament [Inarut]
     
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    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Blue Gay lion Ornament [Inarut]

    Rosina Chicita observes the current ornaments and notes the distinct blueness of the lower two branches. She has no particular attachment to either of them, but knows that the Gaylien one should probably stay, as Aeon Magus will most likely bring out one of his spare ones should it be taken off.

    She realises she's alone in the room, so she decides to give the Blue Gay Lion a proper send off, feline-style; she adopts cat ears and draws some whiskers on her face before getting onto all fours and batting at the lowest bauble like an excitable kitten.

    Eventually the bauble comes loose of its perch and rolls away under the sofa.

    Rosina Chicita stands up, removes the cat ears and brushes herself down, whilst looking around to see if anyone had been watching. She adds her bauble to the vacant branch - a mini snow globe with a snowman wearing a rainbow scarf - and skips out of the room, not realising she still had whiskers on her face.

    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Snowman in snow globe bauble [Rosina Chicita]
     
  17. Jonathan

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    1st Branch): Red stuffed biting parrot [fiddledeedee]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Snowman in snow globe bauble [Rosina Chicita]

    *Muzzy takes out his mini vicious bull and sends it on the attack*
    *the bull takes off at 50 mph and rams into the only red thing in sight, shattering the Red stuffed biting parrot into millions of pieces.*
    *Muzzy puts his bull away and and happily runs over the tree, filling the empty spot with his Miss Piggy Ornament* :grin:

    1st Branch): Miss Piggy Ornament [Muzzy]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Snowman in snow globe bauble [Rosina Chicita]
     
  18. GlindaRose

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    1st Branch): Miss Piggy Ornament [Muzzy]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Snowman in snow globe bauble [Rosina Chicita]

    *gets out a machine gun - aims at snow globe bauble and fires* (sorry not very creative)

    *replaces with a Nyan Cat shaped bauble*

    1st Branch): Miss Piggy Ornament [Muzzy]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Nyan cat bauble [heatqueen]
     
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    1st Branch): Miss Piggy Ornament [Muzzy]
    2nd Branch): Blue Gaylien Ornament [Aeon Magus]
    3rd Branch): Nyan cat bauble [heatqueen]

    MommaFrog walks in, carrying her child, and sets her down near the tree. The baby reaches out and takes the Blue Gaylien Ornament Aeon Magus had placed there and throws it across the room, giggling. MommaFrog smiles and places a gree frog shaped ornament wearing a tiara on the branch.

    1st Branch): Miss Piggy Ornament [Muzzy]
    2nd Branch): Green frog with tiara [MommaFrog]
    3rd Branch): Nyan cat bauble [heatqueen]
     
  20. Fiddledeedee

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    1st Branch): Miss Piggy Ornament [Muzzy]
    2nd Branch): Green frog with tiara [MommaFrog]
    3rd Branch): Nyan cat bauble [heatqueen]

    Fiddle looked the tree over carefully, wondering which of the decorations was to be put away for the following year. She dared not remove the frog, what with the little girl still gurgling at its large webbed feet, and Miss Piggy was someone ey had known and loved since childhood. No, it would have to be the Nyan cat bauble, and for that there was a perfect solution.

    Fiddledeedee opened a convenient cream pot, and was soon greeted by the cats ey was named after, purring ferociously in a bid to get some of the sacred cream. Gently dipping her finger into the plastic pot, she let a couple drops fall onto the bauble. The reaction was immediate: Fiddle and Dee lunged at the tree with a vengance, frantically flickering tails getting caught in the branches as they batted the bauble. Catching on a piece of tinsel, the ornament was catapulted off into outer space – much to the dismay of the cats, now lacking their precious cream.

    But what was this? The bauble's trajectory had curved around Mars, and it had hit an asteroid. Fiddledeedee could only watch in horror as the home of the Little Prince carreened towards Earth and the place in which she stood. It barely avoided hitting her and Lily, instead getting spiked on the Walrus Angel that topped the tree. There was a moment of shocked silence, before a strange creature slithered out: a snake swallowing an elephant, looking distinctly like a hat.

    Complete with being coloured red and with white fur for the festivities.

    1st Branch): Miss Piggy Ornament [Muzzy]
    2nd Branch): Green frog with tiara [MommaFrog]
    3rd Branch): Santa hat WITH EYES [fiddledeedee]