1) Your name? Max Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis." 2) Your age?: 16 Legal age for fucking in the UK. 3) One of your friends? ashley a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody 4) What should you be doing? essay useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world 5) Favorite color? blue The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers. 6) Favorite Place? seattle The Emerald City, a gem to the Pac. Northwest. Home to the Space-needle, Bank of America tower, Key West Arena, Safeco Field, and Seahawks stadium, it is truly an up-and-coming city. It also happens to be a haven to people with -all- interests and styles of life, as shown by another definition to Seattle. And ohh yeah, we're smart, too. 7) Month You Were born? November The month in which the sexiest people are born (especially since most were concieved in February, the month of love, 9 months earlier) 8) Last person you talked to on the phone? dad The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"