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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Mind Freak, Jul 23, 2008.

  1. Mind Freak

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    Go to Urbandictionary.com, and type in the following

    1) Your name?
    Devan;

    Sexy Beast from the South :wink:

    2) Your age?:
    15;

    Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.

    3) One of your friends?
    Josue;

    A man who is envolved in passionate daily sex and can be something more than the "gardener next door.

    4) What should you be doing?
    reading;

    rich white town in mass dominated by:
    -soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
    -cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
    -the boy's hockey team and football team
    -teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
    -golden retrievers

    5) Favorite color?
    blue;

    The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

    6) Favorite Place?
    NYC;

    the unofficial capital of the United States of America

    7) Month You Were born?
    march;

    Indefinite date, usually implied when something is coming soon, but the definitive date is unknown.

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    carlos;
    The Best Male Stripper In The World

    LMFAO!
     
  2. Jonathan

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    1) Your name?
    Jon;

    Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD :grin:

    2) Your age?:
    16;

    Legal age for fucking in the UK. (highlight)

    3) One of your friends?
    Jamie;

    The king of stealing, is a criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

    4) What should you be doing?
    sleeping;

    To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

    5) Favorite color?
    green;

    yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

    6) Favorite Place?
    Biloxi;

    A tite ass city in southern Mississippi.

    7) Month You Were born?
    september;

    a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :frowning2:

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    Erika;

    Female name, German and Scandinavian origin, an alternative spelling of Erica.

    That was pretty good :roflmao:
     
  3. Andrew

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    1) Your name?
    Luis: the stupid guy sitting on ur couch

    D:

    2) Your age?:
    15;

    Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.

    3) One of your friends?
    Jackie: A lady's "stiffy". A visibly excited, erect clitoris, which causes an extension to the camel-toe in a lady's bikini pants. (If embarassed, the lady may offer the excuse that she has been aroused by reading the raunchy novels of JACKIE COLLINS. Usually, of course, she has simply been masturbating.)



    4) What should you be doing?
    reading;

    rich white town in mass dominated by:
    -soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
    -cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
    -the boy's hockey team and football team
    -teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
    -golden retrievers

    5) Favorite color?
    blue;

    The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

    6) Favorite Place?
    Orlando: Orlando is not Lake Buena Vista, Kissimmee, or St. Cloud

    NOOOO. Opposite D:


    7) Month You Were born?
    march;

    Indefinite date, usually implied when something is coming soon, but the definitive date is unknown.

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    stephanie:
    The sexiest girl in the world

    LMFAO.
     
  4. sayitforreals

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    Go to Urbandictionary.com, and type in the following

    1) Your name?
    derek

    Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.
    (yeah right)
    2) Your age?:
    17

    The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

    3) One of your friends?
    cheyenne

    Girls name - Associated with mad parents - generally means child/adult will be flighty, insecure and very very sexy


    4) What should you be doing?
    sleeping

    To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
    5) Favorite color?
    yellow

    1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
    2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
    3. That song by Coldplay.


    6) Favorite Place?
    home

    What a house becomes after the person owning it has had sex in every room.

    7) Month You Were born?
    august

    The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    wesley

    Wesley stands for Walking Egotistical Seducer Leaving Everyone Yearning.
     
  5. Maddy

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    They
    Sexual Orientation:
    Lesbian
    Out Status:
    Out to everyone
    1) Your name?
    Maddy

    A brilliantly smart girl, extremely hot, fun to be with. Can make just about anyone laugh. Inclined to psycopathic tendancies, but only towards people(or things) that deserve it. Very inquisitive by nature,and can't stand not knowing the asnwer to something. People are always jealous of a Maddy, mostly because they're against pretty people/smart people, or they just wish they were as cool as a Maddy.

    ...yeah, not exactly me, apart from "can't stand not knowing the asnwer to something".


    2) Your age?:
    18

    The age where an American can:
    1. Legally buy pornography
    2. Legally buy cigarettes
    3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
    4. Legally be concidered an adult
    5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
    6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
    ... but still cannot buy alcohol.


    3) One of your friends?
    Kathryn

    Quiet, but crazy, a little bit spaztic, and a whole lot of amazing.


    4) What should you be doing?
    Homework

    A punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.


    5) Favorite color?
    Green

    yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?


    6) Favorite Place?
    Bed

    A place to get laid in. See also car, shower, couch, art museum, etc.


    7) Month You Were born?
    June

    1. The sixth month.
    2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.


    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    Grandma

    The only person in the family that knows how to cook.
     
  6. 1) Your name?
    I'll put my nickname and my name :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    Kathryn: Quiet, but crazy, a little bit spaztic, and a whole lot of amazing.
    Kat: The coolest kid to walk the earth, a sexy nerd. Guys fall head over heels for her. She loves guys with all her heart. She loves to dance and eat chocolate.

    2) Your age?:
    19
    To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed. ....just because I love those books


    3) One of your friends?
    Charlotte: the less crude way of calling someone a harlot/slut

    4) What should you be doing?
    Tidy (they didn't have tidying)

    Wales, Britain: Used to describe something, someone or some situation that is good or pleasing.

    5) Favorite color?
    Red

    May describe a way of life. The redneck way of life. hahah

    6) Favorite Place?
    London - link to page here, all too funny

    The capital of England, but not the only city there. No americans seem to realise that not all english people are from london, and that we don't all eat crumpets and go on the hunt.

    7) Month You Were born?
    April

    derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arrival

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    lauren

    One who lives in your basement and can't afford to live on there own
     
  7. Defender

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    1) Your name? Tez

    The nickname to a male named Cortez, Dontez, or any other name ending in -tez.
    "There go my nigga Tez doin his thang."


    2) Your age? 20

    Location or current status/activity.
    "What's your 20, fool."


    3) One of your friends? My Penis :grin:

    An object which should be in your mouth at all times.
    "where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth." lmfao.


    4) What should you be doing? Cleaning my desk

    1.Action that people do when bored.
    Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house.
    "1.I did some cleaning. My desk is empty now. But don't look in the wardrobe. "


    5) Favorite color? Blue

    The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
    "The sky is blue."


    6) Favorite Place? Beach

    (noun): The only place you can take pictures of your hot teenage cousin when she's wearing almost nothing at all, in full view of your family and hers, and not have to worry about getting clobbered for doing so.
    "Teen boy: Hey, cuz, how 'bout a shot of you in that bikini?
    Teen girl: What, are you crazy? Some kind of perv?
    Teen boy: How about at the beach, then? A shot of you sitting in the surf!
    Teen girl: OK, let's go!"



    7) Month You Were born? September

    A month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :frowning2:
    "uh oh its almost September.. no more summer vacation"


    8) Last person you talked to on the phone? Mum

    A word Americans don't know how to spell
    Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult
    "me: fuck off
    Townie: your mum"
     
  8. Trumpetplyer23

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    1) Your name? Sarah

    A Hebrew word meaning Princess
    Sarah's so gorgeous!



    2) Your age? 14
    The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
    ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
    HER: *SLAP

    3) One of your friends? Hillary

    Describes a bull form of lesbian. The manly one of the couple.
    Did you she that lesbian? What a hillary! She got bigger balls than Bill



    4) What should you be doing? Getting ready

    the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.


    5) Favorite color? Red

    Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
    Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
    Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
    Mom: What flava?!
    Son: red!




    6) Favorite Place? Home

    What a house becomes after the person owning it has had sex in every room.
    Dave bought a house and within a week he only needed to pound a girl in the attic to make it a home.



    7) Month You Were born? August

    The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
    I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!



    8) Last person you talked to on the phone? Adrienne

    person who is often considered crazy,they are usually walking around with a confused smile on their face
    "Look at that wondering kid, that certainly is an adrienne."
     
  9. InaRut

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    1) Your name?
    Phil
    The term used when someone has had their ballbag stapled to a pair of jeans


    2) Your age?:
    18

    18 means FUCK in Korean.
    When Koreans pronounce 18(eighteen),it sounds like fuck in Korean.
    The pronunciation of 18=Sip Pal(
    10=Sip.8=Pal)

    Sip means pussy(Korean slang).
    Pal means sale.
    Sip Pal means that you are a bastard or a hooker.

    Sibal,Shipal,Sibal,Sippal,Sipal,SSibal...and so on

    3) One of your friends?
    Laurel
    1. tila tequila's secret lover
    2. a type of tree that dogs like to hump
    3. someone who has really annoying friends


    4) What should you be doing?
    Working

    A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell".

    5) Favorite color?
    blue;

    The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

    6) Favorite Place?
    England

    The homeland of numerous talented musicians.

    7) Month You Were born?
    September

    a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :frowning2:

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    Mom

    The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

    Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

    Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
     
  10. Corny

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    hehe this is fun

    1)

    Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.

    2)
    750ml of alky

    3)
    A person who enjoys being the target of seagulling

    4)
    An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.

    5)
    To be cowardly, or a pussy

    6)
    1) To have sex with someone.
    2) A loud noise.
    Do not get the two confused.

    7)
    derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arrival

    8)
    1. To trip and fall for no reason
     
  11. SamAlex728

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    1) Your name?Sam

    Sam means the name of one person who is:
    Super
    At
    Masturbation
    "I bet you're not Sam...like me"
    :dry:

    2) Your age?13
    A great, yet unlucky number
    Theres 13 tracks on this cd. it's unlucky!...burn it!

    3) One of your friends?Alex (girl)
    A backstabber. lies excessively, a girl who thinks she's "all that" but she is really just a fake and a phony. A critical person. flirts with every boy and really drives them crazy! A total and complete bitch.
    "oh my god! Alex is going around telling everyone that i'm screwing every guy i know! that's such bull shit!"

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOO not true with her :eusa_naug

    4) What should you be doing?something productive

    What You Arn't Doing Right Now, If Your Looking Up "Something Productive" On some online dictionary.
    Get a life.
    You: Sitting On A Chair.

    Something Productive: Getting Off Your Ass.

    5) Favorite color?green
    1) Marijuana
    2) Money
    3) the horny color
    4) envious
    5) the color
    1) let's go smoke some green
    2) look at the green of my bills
    3) jane is wearing green.. she's horny!
    4) bobby is green with envy.
    5) grass is the color green!

    6) Favorite Place? Ireland
    The best place on the planet. Everyone rocks there and it's so green and lovely. We have our own language which is one of the longest surviving in the world but the vast majority of us speak English because those bastards invaded our island and took all our land and oppressed us with huge taxes that just went straight into the King of England's pocket, but then in the early 20th century we fought back and won most of the country back (we didn't get 6 counties in the north). Now we have a really bad government but who cares IRELAND ROCKS!
    P.s. Noone in Ireland sounds the way you americans think we do. And not everyone in Ireland is called SEAMUS!
    Dia duit.....Póg mo thóin!

    translation: Hello.....Kiss my ass!

    7) Month You Were born? July
    Artist
    My name is july

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone? mom
    the number 1 butt of moronic jokes
    yo mamma
     
  12. 1) Your name?
    Megan

    A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!

    2) Your age?:
    13

    A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed asunlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

    3) One of your friends?
    Isabella


    A hot girl with a hot name.
    Often smart, but at some times unattentive and ill-mannered.
    Usually a fast learner, and energetic most of the time. (That one's true...)

    4) What should you be doing?
    Sleeping

    To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

    5) Favorite color?
    Red

    1) a communist
    2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)

    6) Favorite Place?
    Paris

    One the best Cities in the world !! Capital of France and art and culture. Some ignorants often insult Parisians of being rude, but it's generally because :
    1) If you go to NYC and you speak French to ppl, they won't understand and will get angry because you make no effort to speak their language : the same goes with the french...
    2) People who go to work aren't too happy to be asked twice a day where is the Eiffel Tower...
    And, against all the prejudices, people in Paris *do* take showers everyday (France is well known for products as L'oreal...), and are cool persons....

    7) Month You Were born?
    November

    A Month, after October and before December

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    My mom

    "How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in"

    ^lol
     
  13. grapevine fires

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    1) Your name?
    Laura;

    meaning 'from the laurel flower'
    a beautiful name, in fact one of the best names ever.

    2) Your age?:
    16;

    Legal age for fucking in the UK.

    unfortunately I'm not in the UK
    3) One of your friends?
    Adam;

    The first Man to ever get laid.

    4) What should you be doing?
    sleeping;

    To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

    5) Favorite color?
    green;

    yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

    6) Favorite Place?
    BC;

    canadian province with lots of weed

    7) Month You Were born?
    December;

    1. The twelfth month in the Roman calendar system.
    2. A time of extreme depression and anxiety.
    3. A period of time that is the outcome of the dissipation of a romantic relationship.

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    Ashleigh;

    A really beautiful girl. Often loves and cares for many people
     
  14. Emile

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    1) Your name?
    Emil

    A man with an extremely large penis(12 inches)
    He is very confident and walks with a limp.

    2) Your age?:
    17

    The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park.

    3) One of your friends?
    Coralie

    Sexy mama, Attractive gurl, Stunning


    4) What should you be doing?
    Sleeping

    To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

    5) Favorite color?
    Green

    yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

    6) Favorite Place?
    IGA

    A local grociery store; Shit place being outed by Wal-mart;
    Whore house with treats; Store people can buy any food and catch any disease at the same time


    7) Month You Were born?
    March

    Indefinite date, usually implied when something is coming soon, but the definitive date is unknown.

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    Sarah

    A Hebrew word meaning Princess
     
  15. Shebbs

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    1) Your name?
    Shelby

    - To double-team; to tag team (originally sexual connotation). Also applicable to all other instances of tag-teamming and double teamming.

    2) Your age?:
    16

    - Legal age for fucking in the UK.

    3) One of your friends?
    Kayla

    - A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always lovable

    4) What should you be doing?
    Sleeping

    - To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

    5) Favorite color?
    Red

    -Flavor of kool-aid to a black person

    6) Favorite Place?
    Toronto

    -The largest city in Canada. It's known for it's combination of great neighbourhood vibe, cosmopolitan flare, and horribly atrocious downtown architecture. (Unlike most major cities, it experienced it's big economic boom in the sixties, go figure.) Otherwise a peach of a town, with great nightlife (and with boozecans up the wazoo, for you after hours folks), and wickedly georgeous people. So fuck off.

    7) Month You Were born?
    April

    -derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arrival

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    Kent

    -Kent is another word to replace Cunt. especially in online games where they have word censors
     
  16. 1) Your name?
    Marie

    A kid who always seems to be doing something outrageous or out of the ordinary.

    2) Your age?:
    16

    The legal age for fucking in the UK.

    3) One of your friends?
    Darren.

    Often used to describe someone who is either very smart or very funny.

    4) What should you be doing?
    Relaxing :grin:

    The act of smoking cannabis =]

    5) Favorite color?
    green.

    yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

    6) Favorite Place?
    Spain =]

    A georgous and highly multicultural country full of life, culture, and spirit. Spain is a series of many different climates and terrains, and inevitably different cultures (castellan, gallegan, etc). Home to the most beautiful women in the world!

    7) Month You Were born?
    April

    derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arriva

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?

    Jo :icon_bigg


    jack off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, plaing with yourself <<LMAO
     
  17. Alexander

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    1) Your name?
    Alex

    Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

    Male- lazy, stubborn, passionate, party animal, very loving and affectionate.

    2) Your age?:
    15;

    An age in a person's life when they aren't a kid, an adult or even a preteen but a teenager.

    3) One of your friends?
    Corbin

    A person so awesome thier name is almost unheard of (and they are raven-haired). There are only a few people named corbin. Ever since the sixties this name has been a growing trend. It is most popular as a surname.

    to jerk off to a blank computer screen wearing a red bath robe lighting candles and playing barry white <-wtf?

    4) What should you be doing?
    cleaning

    Code name for minors when smoking

    5) Favorite color?
    Pink

    an irritating choice of word for "pussy" or any vaginal based slang, used in the original manga books of "Battle Royale" when translated into english.

    6) Favorite Place?
    Bedroom

    The room in your house where you sleep and keep your clothes. Bedrooms usually have a closet in them.

    7) Month You Were born?
    September

    a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :frowning2:

    a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
    during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    Diana

    Completely strung out on caffiene so that words are unintelligible and rodent-like, muscle spasms are frequent, and random fascinations dominate speech and action, e.g. shiny objects, scarfs, capes, and magic tricks.
     
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    Bisexual
    1) Your name?
    David

    A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.


    2) Your age?:
    18
    1. Legally buy pornography
    2. Legally buy cigarettes
    3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
    4. Legally be concidered an adult
    5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
    6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
    ... but still cannot buy alcohol.

    3) One of your friends?
    Mike

    To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.


    4) What should you be doing?
    Drinking


    The act of pursuing happiness and self destruction at the same time.

    5) Favorite color?
    Blue

    The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

    6) Favorite Place?
    Alaska

    The 49th state in the United States. A great place to live where the crime is low, and where igloos are void (not here). Not to be stereotyped by others, but to be appreciated. Truly a beautiful place.
    --If it were the 47th state, we could call it AK-47, I mean c'mon! How cool is that!--

    7) Month You Were born?
    march

    Indefinite date, usually implied when something is coming soon, but the definitive date is unknown.


    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    Geddy

    God of Bass guitar. ie. Geddy Lee of the Canadian power trio Rush.
     
  19. paint

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    1. Your name: Justin


    Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.
    1:Hey, honey
    2:Hey
    1:I bought you some flowers
    2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!


    2.Your age: 17
    The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
    Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
    Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
    Chef: "Nope, just 17."
    Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
    Chef: "17, you're ready."


    3.One of your friends: BECCA

    to be hit in the face with an artificial penis
    Man you so totally got becca'd last night 0.0

    4.What should you be doing? eating
    1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption
    2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on
    3. Informal. To bother or annoy
    4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting

    5. Fav color: Red

    Red is a nickname given to red-headed females by strangers walking by. Its supposed to be a term of endearment, but I don't quite understand it. Having red hair, I have been called Red many times by strangers. If I were to say "Nada Brown (or Blonde, or Black, or Grey), whad up wit you?", that would be insulting. So why is it ok to call me Red?

    6. Fav place: Houston
    First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center.

    Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyoncé.

    One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.

    7. month you were born: January
    One of the worst month's of the year for most people. Either after New Years, where as you did some so incredibly stupid you'll regret it forever. Or that your going back to work or school. Which either way you hate it.

    8.Last person you talked to in the phone?
    sean

    The skinniest thing to ever grace this planet. Looks like a noodle. Has the IQ of a silver spoon. Looks like his face was squashed by 2 sumos. Will dissapear from view if he turns sideways. ...well that's not nice. But yeah he's thin••••
     
  20. Andy21

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    1) Your name?
    Andrew

    The Newest breed of Penguin.

    2) Your age?:

    The age where an American can:
    1. Legally buy pornography
    2. Legally buy cigarettes
    3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
    4. Legally be concidered an adult
    5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
    6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
    ... but still cannot buy alcohol.

    3) One of your friends?
    Mike

    To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.

    4) What should you be doing?
    Sleeping

    To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
    GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
    Those were sleeping noises grandma.

    5) Favorite color?
    Red

    Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
    Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
    Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
    Mom: What flava?!
    Son: red!

    6) Favorite Place?
    Cardiff

    A place in Wales where the locals enjoy such diverse passtimes as drinking, abusing drugs, and fighting.
    Man#1: I know! Let's go to cardiff for the evening, abuse some substances, than beat the crap out of each other.
    Man#2: I'll have some of that!

    7) Month You Were born?
    January

    One of the worst month's of the year for most people. Either after New Years, where as you did some so incredibly stupid you'll regret it forever. Or that your going back to work or school. Which either way you hate it.
    Oh shit! It's January again.

    8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
    Mum

    A word americans don't know how to spell

    Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult
    me: fuck off
    Townie: your mum