straight jokes

Double Dubya · Aug 3, 2007

downboyup said: ↑

i love the satan and the guy joke..

this is similar --

As he drove along the highway, a straight guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned women and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.

"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.

"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."

"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."

He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
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BEWARE OF GAYS!! They will get your tushie!!!:icon_bigg

Grof142007 · Aug 5, 2007

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Sam · Aug 5, 2007

I love will and grace! funny jokes everybody!

Gera-Kun · Aug 6, 2007

downboyup said: ↑

i love the satan and the guy joke..

this is similar --

As he drove along the highway, a straight guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned women and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.

"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.

"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."

"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."

He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: This one cracked me up!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Psych! · Aug 6, 2007

downboyup said: ↑

i love the satan and the guy joke..

this is similar --

As he drove along the highway, a straight guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned women and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.

"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.

"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."

"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."

He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
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:roflmao: :roflmao: hahahaha, wow, well he did get 2 warnings. Oh well. :roflmao: :roflmao:

AzThRg0 · Aug 6, 2007

Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants.
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS from giving money to television preachers? ]
War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting?
I just found these online

GlamKat · Nov 11, 2013

The only straight joke I ever heard was directed towards straight men...
Q:Why are homophobic jokes always so short?
A:Because nothing a straight man does ever lasts more than 5 minutes.

Tzoa · Nov 12, 2013

GlamKat said: ↑

The only straight joke I ever heard was directed towards straight men...
Q:Why are homophobic jokes always so short?
A:Because nothing a straight man does ever lasts more than 5 minutes.
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:roflmao:

AtheistWorld · Nov 12, 2013

GlamKat said: ↑

The only straight joke I ever heard was directed towards straight men...
Q:Why are homophobic jokes always so short?
A:Because nothing a straight man does ever lasts more than 5 minutes.
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Now that's funny - the other jokes were unfunny, but this was quite humorous.

bannermanroadie · Nov 12, 2013

Oh wow, these are fantastic!

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