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Star Wars Needs Better Reproductive Health Care

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Media' started by Casey221B, Mar 15, 2017.

  1. Casey221B

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    This is a song I wrote about Padme's pregnancy and Anakin freaking out in Star Wars Episode Three. (Note, it's very ridiculous)

    Anakin, you need to chill
    If Padme had gone to the OB/GYN
    She would probably be alive
    Unlike those younglings you killed

    Star Wars needs better reproductive health care
    Padme is not poor, she easily could’ve accessed it
    Except for the fact that it doesn’t exist
    Why did the Galactic Senate defund Planned Parenthood?

    Why did Padme die?
    She was healthy
    But since it had to do with a woman’s body
    Droids know nothing

    Anakin, you need to chill
    If Padme had gone to the OB/GYN
    She would probably be alive
    Unlike those younglings you killed
     
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    Reminds me of good old Dr. Ball, M.D.

    [YOUTUBE]eAKtZ_r0V6E[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    That's a little harsh
     
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    It's supposed to be silly. I do have a pretty big bias towards Padme and against Anakin, though.
     
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    I like it, it's different. I couldn't have come up with it :slight_smile: