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Discussion in 'Physical & Sexual Health' started by LitePenguin, Aug 1, 2014.

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  1. LitePenguin

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    Hah, nah, you're fine.

    I'm just a bit shocked by memories.

    My first time masturbating, hah. Your story reminded me of it.

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    *blush*
     
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    really? :astonished: do tell.

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    That's not the face I wanted!!! grrr I wanted like : o that
     
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    *blush* I have a thing for Emma Watson, she was my first crush, hah.

    And when I masturbated the first time, obviously I was too young to *cum*. But still.
    It was a giddy feeling, orgasming.

    I didn't know what semen was though. So as time went on and I began to cum a little...I didn't expect it when I finally *came*.

    And I ended up splattering semen all over my computer screen and myself.

    Made quite an embarrassing mess.
     
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    haha, kids are way more sexual than anybody would be comfortable thinking about or wanting to know. I used to hump furniture when I was too young to really get masturbating, lol.

    This one guy, when hew as a kid, he thought that women had one hole down there. And there were 3 passage ways, one for poo, pee, and babies LOL that is hilarious. I thought babies came out of belly buttons myself, then I thought they came out of butt holes and I wondered how women pushed them all teh way through their intestines.
     
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    Haha, funny.

    I got caught by my female cousin once.
     
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    oh gosh, that's rough. I've never been caught masturbating for real, phew. lol. Where did you think babies came from when you were a kid?
     
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    I dunno, haha. I don't think I ever really though about it.

    I was more concerned, I guess, with Pokemon and Yugioh, haha
     
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    Pokemon!!! Hell yeah, total anime buff over here. Well, light weight buff a lot of anime bores me, lolol. Anyway, so, if I may ask, do you plan to try having sex with a women someday?
     
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    Um, hah *blush*, well, yes...

    But nobody really finds me attractive but guys who just want a bj, to be honest...

    I'd like to be with a girl who cares about me...
     
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    Me too!! I want to try it with a girl. But... uhh.. I don't really know how... I can't "stick it in her" for obvious reasons. Fingering is usually foreplay but is that honest to god sex for lesbians?
     
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    Not really, hah...

    Would it be weird if I said I would trust you enough to want to sleep with you?
     
    #51 LitePenguin, Aug 2, 2014
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    Yes, we've only had one forum conversation, lol. It's OK. Maybe we can have a threesome someday and just tag team a pretty girl.
     
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    Haha, oh gosh.

    Now I feel embarrassed >.<
     
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    awww, it's OK. Where are you located anyway?
     
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    Arizona, hah.

    A pretty far ways from Colorado, hah.
     
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    awww, I have a friend who moved to Arizona.
     
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    What's your name? I mean, real name?

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    Mind's Caleb

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    *Mine's
     
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    Just call me.. Bud. That name is for your sake. In the time it would take to pronounce one letter of my true name, a trillion cosmoses would flare into existence and sink into eternal night.
     
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    :confused:

    Alrighty then...

    It sounds as glorious as a thousand penises exploding in ecstasy
     
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    that is a quote from Futurama, one of my all time favorite shows lololol and yay, we got side tracked on our penis talk, didn't we? Penis penis PENIS pEnIs PeNiS!!! BALLS!! God, I'm worse than a gay guy (joke from earlier with you saying your male partners have forgotten your balls lololol)
     
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