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If you came with a warning sign, what would it be??

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  1. ScaryClosets

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    Warning: Do not give product any sorts of music
    Warning: Product may contain laziness and sarcasm
    Warning: Product may be too sassy for you
    Warning: Product may not always reply back to your messages because she's too busy listening to music in her lonely bedroom.
    Warning: May have a really weird episode of fangirling over Deadpool and Suicide Squad movies coming out.
    Warning: May eat your cupcake if you ever bring some home. If you try getting it back, you may loose a finger.
    Warning: She's a really weird person, so always wear pillows and anything you can protect yourself with - it's going to get dangerous.
    Warning: Don't interrupt her while she's watching her favorite movie or song.

    Warning: Product may not talk to you, because she's too socially awkward to even order her own food.

    I honestly could go on and on with these. I'd be that one product that has way tooo many warning labels.
     
    #21 ScaryClosets, Aug 22, 2015
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    This basically sums up my life:eusa_clap
     
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    Yay, i'm not alone! :grin:
     
    #25 ScaryClosets, Aug 22, 2015
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    #26 larkcarmen, Aug 22, 2015
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    Caution: Memes readily available
     
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    Warning: May be way too weird for comfort.
     
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    I'd have a full on nutrition facts thing...
    ~Avoid all mention of Fandom, especially Undertale. If exposed, product may explode into communication.
    ~Mixing with Conservatives and Morons may cause a dangerous chemical reaction.
    ~Do not overexpose to people.
    ~Abstract thought and Arrogance: Challenge facts at your own risk.
    ~May become clingy.
    ~Contains traces of f**kitall. Please avoid if allergic or expecting something to get done.
     
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    #31 larkcarmen, Dec 5, 2015
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    Caution electrifying
     
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    Either a biohazard sign or radioactive sign, or both.
    And also something like Do not touch.
     
    #36 Mahidevran, Jun 29, 2016
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    I'd probably pull one from my American Pie dictionary.
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    WARNING: Don't whistle within the same house as this girl 'cause you will regret it.
     
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    "Do not expose to extreme heat or Yorkshire terriers, results are not appropriate for children"

    "Contact with felines may result in annoying squeaky laughter"

    "Avoid letting her hold a purse or lunch box when near homophobes"

    "Do not microwave metallic objects"

    :lol:
     
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    Warning: swears a fuckton
     
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