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If this is the answer...what is the question?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by cjtom, Mar 19, 2009.

  1. MisterTinkles

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    What is tscott's main event every Friday night?

    Although, I don't see how you can eat Doritos with a ball gag.



    Not because it's there, but because it's not there.
     
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    Hey Doctor, Why can we not come with you to Raxacoricofallapatorius?

    Well, you see, it all started when I opened my legs. After that history was made.
     
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    What did you say about the man with 4 balls and the 1/2 inch penis?





    Super duper happiness.
     
  4. tscott

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    What is rat to a terrier?


    Champagne, potato chips, and a staircase leading nowhere
     
  5. MindvsHeart

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    [Whoa, ninja'ed lol] What is tscott's idea of a good time?


    Arrested due to the possession of fairy dust.
     
  6. penta

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    what happened to me yesterday and why am i in a jail..?


    ran 582 stair steps up, lifted 3 desks to find a pack of chewing gum
     
  7. HugasaurusRex

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    What did the homeless man do and what did he find once at the top?

    A drum set, Guitar Hero and a monthly subscription to Playboy magazine.
     
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    What are some of the most inappropriate Christening gifts?

    Toe-nail clippings and an ornamental brooch.
     
  9. HugasaurusRex

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    What is MisterTinkles favourite play things?

    Urine, a bucket and a wet wipe.
     
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    What are HugasaurusRex's favorite playthings???




    Moldy pizza, affirmative action, and a bouncy house
     
  11. MindvsHeart

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    What is essential for a successful kindergarten?



    Bubblegum is stuck to everything!
     
  12. HugasaurusRex

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    What happens when you let HugasaurusRex into a bubblegum factory?

    Well, they DID have the full use of their legs...
     
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    Did he run away from me?

    I should be pampered and treated like a queen
     
  14. Siarad

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    What did you think detention would be like?

    But their talons are just so sexy!
     
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    i told you you can't have anymore cats...

    Mr furball (aka mistertinkels) and hugg-addict (aka hugasaurusrex) in a bubblebath together with one lightsaber and a tube of lube.
     
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    What was Penta's sex fantasy dream about, last night?





    Norway, deep sea fishing, and a cigar
     
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    What was your honeymoon like?

    Vaseline and a ping pong table.
     
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    How do you entertain a bored ghecko?

    I've never been to Indonesia.
     
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    Why did you do that?
    (sorry, couldn't think of anything else at the moment)



    Cause too much is never enough....
     
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    Why do you always sleep with the street dogs?

    A glass of milk and a pack of the finest cigarettes