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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Zaio, Jan 26, 2013.

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  1. Zaio

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    Finish the sentence in a comical way. Examples:

    I was going to make a joke about the 100ft wall, but you'll never get over it.
    I was going to make a joke about my penis, but it's too long.
    I was going to make a joke about Alzheimer's, but I forgot it.
    I was going to make a joke about a pencil, but there's no point.
    I was going to make a joke about a screw, but screw it.
    I was going to make a joke about butter, but you might spread it.

    Go!

    All the best.

    ---------- Post added 27th Jan 2013 at 12:10 AM ----------

    Somehow managed to put this in the wrong section, will request it to be moved ^ ^
     
    #1 Zaio, Jan 26, 2013
  2. Salazar

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    I was going to make a joke about sodium hydride, but NaH. Guffaw!
     
    #2 Salazar, Jan 26, 2013
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    I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you came.

    *burst into laughing*
     
    #3 Ticklish Fish, Jan 26, 2013
  4. leer

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    I was going to make a joke about frightened gay ghosts but they kept putting the willies up each other .
     
    #4 leer, Jan 26, 2013
  5. OMGWTFBBQ

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    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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    l was going to make a joke about laptops, but l shutdown.
     
    #5 OMGWTFBBQ, Jan 26, 2013
  6. Just Jess

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    Don't you mean...

    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Sorry couldn't resist.

    I was gonna make a joke about vibrators but that ghost joke still has me all shaken up.
     
    #6 Just Jess, Jan 26, 2013
  7. OMGWTFBBQ

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    l was going to make a joke about eating garbage, but l found it to be in poor taste.
     
    #7 OMGWTFBBQ, Jan 26, 2013
  8. leer

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    was going to make a joke about the arctic weather but i just froze .
     
    #8 leer, Jan 26, 2013
  9. OMGWTFBBQ

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    xD l was going to make a joke about mutism but l couldn't find the words.
     
    #9 OMGWTFBBQ, Jan 26, 2013
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    I was going to make a joke but it was kind of a joke to hear.

    Sorry that's all I got Xp
     
    #10 Cecil, Jan 26, 2013
  11. Zaio

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    I was going to make a joke about lethargy, but I can't be bothered.

    I was going to make a joke about people who don't finish their sentences, but -
     
    #11 Zaio, Jan 26, 2013
  12. Cecil

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    OMG I can't stop rolling on the floor here XD
     
    #12 Cecil, Jan 26, 2013
  13. Anthemic

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    I was going to make a joke about blindness, but I don't see the point.
     
    #13 Anthemic, Jan 26, 2013
  14. OMGWTFBBQ

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    l was going to make a joke about procrastination, but l'll do it later.

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    l was going to make a joke about lactose intolerance but l sharted myself and have to go clean up u___u
     
    #14 OMGWTFBBQ, Jan 26, 2013
  15. Anthemic

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    I was going to tell a joke about vaginas, but I think everyone would ovaryact.
     
    #15 Anthemic, Jan 26, 2013
  16. Zaio

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    I was going to make a joke about a dick, but people take it too hard.
     
    #16 Zaio, Jan 26, 2013
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    haha.
     
    #17 Divopix, Jan 26, 2013
  18. OMGWTFBBQ

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    eno fo kniht t'ndluoc l tub aixelsyd tuoba ekoj a ekam ot gnoig saw l
     
    #18 OMGWTFBBQ, Jan 26, 2013
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    I was going to make a joke about your brain but I remembered that you do not have one.
     
    #19 lxlJDlxl, Jan 26, 2013
  20. Anthemic

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    Vaginas aren't funny. Period.
     
    #20 Anthemic, Jan 26, 2013
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