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I think my cats are lesbians...

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by pirateninja, Jun 17, 2008.

  1. panda

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    Mew Mew!! Meow! Meow!Mew >Mew.Purrr Purrr. Meeeoww. Meeeooowww!!
     
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    Its just like Legally Blonde 2!! I loved the gay dogs!
     
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    Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "eating..."

    ..Ah, nevermind.
     
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    It's not so far-fetched.
    I have a friend that has male dog, Beau, and every time our guy friends come over to her house, the dog humps them.

    ... And I recall that Beau only ever humps one of my girl friends, to which I find completely hilarious lol
     
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    My cats are straight.
    How boring.
    lol
     
  6. GunStarre

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    Heteroism is soooo millenia ago.
    :roflmao:
     
  7. Helen

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    Biscuit likes to nestle herself between my breasts, but she *hated* our other female cat Inci, who we had to get rid of eventually. So I'm inclined to think that she's bi :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    I only have one cat...So I have no way of telling his sexuality.

    However, my pet bird gets excited when the tv shows pictures of shirtless guys. So, I think my bird is gay, lol.
     
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    I fear my cats are both straight. Although one of them seems to be most attracted to a certain rug we have...
     
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    I think my cat is deaf. ;]
     
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    One of my cats makes love to a blanket on my bed.He gets very,very excited and is visibly aroused.One friend called it "Hot Cones":rolleyes:
     
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    Well the pioneer for that would have to be Phil's (Inarut's) dog, Inadog.
     
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    Technically bisexuality and homosexuality is quite common amongst other species. Bonobo chimpanzees use sexual contact as a way of establishing hierarchy and all members participate with each other regardless of sex.
    Your cats, however, are just exhibiting companion animal behavior =P
     
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    Yay Gay Pets How Exciting! =]=]=]
     
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    My dog seems to be straight. My mum calls her a harlot - always goes straight for the Y chromosome. My cat, I think he's asexual. He hates everyone. Although he does tend to put his front paw in my cleavage sometimes.
     
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    ...well, I have two cats. The dumb and energetic one is Bob (male), and the fat and lazy one is Kiddy (female). Bob is such a horn-dog...er...cat, that he'll try and hump Kiddy, but just ends up being swatted at. However, when the white female cat of our neighbor climbs into our back yard, Kiddy's mewing at the door like she's gonna climax right there! xD

    ...and the best thing about it? Rocky (dog, male) just watches!
     
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    Lol, my cat puts his paw in my mom's cleavage all the time. Like, completely down her shirt. So, my mom gets felt up by a cat, :roflmao:
     
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    omg, this just made my day LOL.
     
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    When my mom wears these silk PJs, Jack (boy kitteh) will just push his nose between her arm (practically her armpit) and try to suckle.

    It's mildly hilarious.
     
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    Knew this trans lady Corinne,had these two cats,one black and one,lot bigger that looked like a cougar,she said the black one was a lesbian and the cougar was a vampire,had to do some wiring at her home,heard this noise looked out,saw these 2 pitbulls attacking them,went to the car,got my Winchester 12 pump,slamfired those mofos to hell,owner arrived,whining bout his mutts,why are you worried,the cats are owned by a dyke,said to this clown,want me to reload or what.