I have such a foul mouth...

That was epic! hahaha

 

Lol you think that's bad you should hear my mother. There are thousands of her foul mouth stories but I'm just gonna tell one. Her sister sent a funny dirty e-mail to her uncle in Florida once and his wife responds back like verbally assaulting my aunt being like "I don't appreciate you sending us this flith," blah blah and stuff like that. So my mother calls Florida and leaves a voicemail screaming at the top of her lungs that was something like, "Maria, if you ever talk to my sister that way again I will come down there take your fat fucking head and drown it in your backyard pool do you understand me? You're nothing but a fat money hungry whore."

 

Oh my god, Tyler, I love you <3. I wish I could say it out loud like that.

 

I'd say you were justified. Who does she think she is to smack you our of nowhere? Good story.

 

lol wow i dont think i could say that lol

 

You made my day. :lol:

The only thing that bothers me is that you didn't even know her.
How could she just smack you as if you were a rag doll?

 

when she looks at you for saying you suck cock i would prob of said just cos she cant get any or something then dodge another slap

 

I'm sorry but you have no business talking like that in Dairy Queen where children are around. Its not necessary. Then following the smack up with the "I suck cock" line just confirmed to that lady what she was already thinking. That's my two cents......

 

Classic!
People say "fuck" over here all the time. I have never seen anyone get smacked for it

One time my friends told me I swear too much and this was my reaction:
"Fuck, really? Oh shit, I just said fuck. Fuck, I said shit. Aaaarrrrrggggghhhh I'm just gonna stop talking."

 

Wow, a complete stranger smacked you for that? Even if it offended her that you said 'fuck' in the DQ, she had no right to hit you for it...

Your response, though... :roflmao:

 

She doesn't think that swearing is OK but violence is? The fact that she hit a stranger invalidates her grievance.

I'm not a fan of swearing, but if you did only say one F word, and weren't running your mouth off, her response was way out of line. I mean occasionally the odd swear comes out.

As far as how you responded, one one hand it's funny, but on the other I kind of agree with Becky.

 

I use whatever word comes to mind first, no matter what. I still don't understand how certain words can become more "obscene" or "rude" than others, but it doesn't mean a thing to me. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits are about all I need to get by.

 

"Words are free, use them"

 

Wow that's awesome. What gives her the right to smack you so what you said fuck she shoudnt hit you.

 

Wow,good thing she didn't hit me because what you said was mild compared to how MY language can be! I know,I should know better,at my age but I can sometimes have a self-control problem. I think a stranger hitting me woulda done it!

 

Wow, that sounded epic!

 

George Carlin?

 

What else?

 

My friends assosiate a fowl mouth with gay people because of me >> I just tend to speak my mind alot, and with that comes a range of wonderful words to use expressing anger.

Like ive always said, im a bad influence! For some reason anything i do becomes "oh, all gay people must..." just because im the only one any of these people know and it seems almost like a "foreign animal" or "exotic creature" or something p_p sigh...

Anyways, the topic, Tyler that is a great come back. One of the best ive heard in a long time. Not that it was entirely appropriate for a DQ line up, but its amazing none the less!