I felt really gay* today when....

@Shach -- if I was a gay x(wo)men I would exploit the hell out of my gay rays. And since you got some kissing and I only got a lady wanting to buy me coffee and a narcissist trying to drain me of all my gay-love emotions, you win.

@Cluster -- you just have a lot of love to give. It's all gay. It's all fine.

I also came here to talk about how gay I feel about being gay. I want to scream gay things from rooftops, because androgynous chicks are hot, and every time I see one I just like **bursts into rainbow confetti** .

 

I do have lots of love to give! And the best part is, men and women both have equal opportunity to share it!

 

My mom bought me some rainbow crayon window clings from target and also sent me something about a Katharine Lee Bates who wrote America the Beautiful who was apparently a lesbian who left the republican party in 1924 over xenophobia within the party.

Not sure if she's figured something out, or if it was just random stuff she thought I'd like... I'm not out to her officially, but I've mostly stopped censoring myself.

 

The only place we have equal opportunity!

@bi -- that was really cool of her!

 

Went out to get a pair of compression shorts and ended up buying every style thinking how cute they were luckely their was only six different styles to choose from...I can't believe I got camouflag compression shorts lol:roflmao:

 

Camo compression shorts? That sounds hot!

 

Sadly, I feel like you are right. I just wish the first woman with a legit shot at becoming president wasn't Hilary....that would be huge for gender equality.

Like, camo camo or hunting camo? I have Mossy Oak gym shorts, and I wear them to the gym, no f's given about how tacky they probably look. :lol:

 

Shopping for a Tarzan loincloth to wear to a gay camping weekend!

 

When I had sex with my guy.

 

According to CL ads, a lot of straight guys do that too!:dry: But, good answer...congrats!!!

 

I bought a flannel shirt and a rainbow candle in the same day. I feel like I'm stereotyping myself. LOL.

 

I just felt gay when I wanted to order dinner out and was like, "I feel like eating out... "

To myself.

 

After doing that whole "in another time/place which of my gay friends would be relationship material" thinking, I had a coffee with one of my "definitely not" friends, and couldn't stop thinking that all I wanted to do was embrace and kiss him.

 

When I realized that today I will go out on my third "first date" this year. I only ever dated 3 people in my life before this year. I guess switching fields is what I needed to get me in the game!

 

I felt pretty gay all day!:icon_wink

 

When I walked across the rainbow crosswalk my city officials are painting all downtown for pride.

It actually distracted me and I almost walked into a car. I have the attention span of a fly.

 

My girl and i showing public displays if affection....

We even got hoot'n'hollered at by a car full of ignorant a$$hats- aka straight white cis boys... And we just ignored them and continued to walk down the street holding hands. Made my heart happy that she didn't want to hide what we have!

---------- Post added 11th Jul 2016 at 08:24 AM ----------

Driving with the kids
Me: *drives on rumble strip*
Teenaged gay son: mom, can't you stay in the lanes?
Me: i can't drive straight, I'm too gay.
Kids: *groan*

You've heard of dad jokes, you've heard of mom jokes. Now you've heard of gay mom jokes! Far more epically cheesy!!

 

I love the gay mom jokes! I'm sure I'll end up annoying my kids with them in due time.

 

Familiar struggle. :lol: