I felt really gay* today when....

I felt gay today when #heterosexualprideday was trending on Twitter.

 

As if they really need it.....can't they just NOT be assholes?

 

I'm not sure who started it, but if it wasn't already a joke, it certainly turned into one. Twitter was glorious today with it, haha. Actually Twitter has been amazing for weeks with gay stuff. Like #AskTheGays -- amazing.

 

I think I am going to go watch the straight pride parade to see if any of my friends are marching. If they're not, I am going to hit on the one's that don't show! Now, that's how gay I feel today!!

 

I've missed all that, since I don't really do Twitter, but that sounds pretty cool actually.

 

^^^^^THIS. All of it.

I actually didn't feel gay today. I just felt like myself, normal. Which is pansexual. So I felt really pan today? I don't know, but I felt pretty good, so yay!!!!

 

Is that not the very model of a Freudian slip? :icon_bigg

 

Okay. So I felt gay just before, but now that I think about it I should feel like super really, really gay, when all of these cam girls started following me on Twitter and they had a pinned tweet of a booty pic and I thought they were really hot. Super hot booties. Pretty much being a guy and scamming on a chick's butt.

#gay

 

Hahahahahah this made me lol. Can girls are tracking you down? Nice. Haha

 

:lol::lol: I have all kinds of gay shooting out of me. When I first started like my trigger and feeling pretty lesbian, some older butch lady tried to buy me a coffee one morning at a shop. I was like, wow, lesbian rays shooting everywhere!

 

"I have all kinds of gay shooting out of me. When I first started like my trigger and feeling pretty lesbian, some older butch lady tried to buy me a coffee one morning at a shop. I was like, wow, lesbian rays shooting everywhere!"

How the hell do you shoot those rays out?! I want to have some of those powers.

 

I seriously have no idea. I was kind of in a bad mood that morning. Wearing my huge sunglasses and in a rush to get to class. I had that bitchy vibe going on, which could be mistaken for power lesbian...maybe... Hahahahahahahaha.

YEESSSSS.

 

I felt really gay when I realized I was wearing a tank top and flip flops while ordering a cotton candy flavored Italian ice....

 

Lol

 

Nice, your gay rays seem powerful!! I think we all need that haha. I want cam girls tracking me down and lots of free coffee.

I suppose I do have some gay rays. I have very suspicous queer friends for one. I met a girl at a party who instantly guessed my gayness - got some kissing out of that but no coffee. Also my mum said this butch woman who works in our local supermarket was watching me, which freaked me out a little tbh since I am a little teenager and shes probs in her 40s. But I also felt proud of my gay rays. I suppose the closest I've had to Twitter cam girls is accounts full of semi-naked women following me on tumblr, but tumblr is just a weird place, I only used it for about a month.

Tbh though I'm not suprised because I feel like I've always been giving off gay vibes I just never understood why hahah. Your rays seem extra strong though lol. I agree with Katchoo, you should be a new memeber of the x-men.

 

I felt really gay when I saw what I suspected to be a lesbian couple at the laundromat. I kinda stared a bit, not out of disgust, but more out of envy that they could be out and proud and queer together...I kinda want that with a guy.

Then a few hours later I got all hot thinking about having a girlfriend and felt less gay.