Any ideas on how to seduce the new post mail boy and open his packages? Should I wait for him all wet in the doorway with a lollypop in mouth (lol) .......
Have you seen Legally Blonde? Well there's a little maneuver you should try. [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PNfKTGceTk&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
the post persons at my current residence... are always female... i like the lollipop idea... but thats just me xD
Just listen. When he comes to your door and the porn music starts playing, that's when you make your move.
I have often wished that my postman would deliver his package through my back door, too. Maddy makes a good point about the porn music—if you do your research on postman porn, then you'll know the flow of events and how to control them. The music is your cue. The logistics are the same for pizza-boy porn, paperboy porn, milkman porn, Jehovah's Witness porn, door-to-door salesperson porn etc. You'll be put at an advantage if you answer the door dressed as your would if you suddenly had to get out of the bath. That's very wet and nearly naked. And remember that if there is a banana nearby, eat it seductively while you answer the door.
>>>.. or I could stand by the door licking an envelope ... Don't. You'll start getting aggressive, and if you've ever gotten a paper cut on your tongue, you know how painful those things are. And you're gonna need that body part if'n you ever get that guy in your house... Lex
Can I just say that I LOVE how 'Legally Blonde: The Musical' is becoming a staple around EC? BTW, Orfeh (Paulette) is fucking amazing.
Buy a dildo, and if he knocks on for a signaure or something, make sure you look like you just worked out all sweaty, wearing just tight boxer briefs and some socks. When he gives the package, open it up saying you want to check if its right and make sure he sees it. Then say "thanks .. bye" with a big smile.
I can agree with that one! Also you can have the lollipop idea and mix it in with the stamps idea. Open the door with a lollipop in your mouth, and have like a stamp on your cheek. In worst case scenario if it doesn't work, just trip over something by the door and pretend to hurt yourself, and when he is concerned just ask him to help you inside. ^^