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How do you fart?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Lazuri, Jun 6, 2017.

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How do you typically fart?

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  2. FFFFFFwhaaa

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  3. BRRRRRAAAAPP

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  4. Pssssssshhh

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  5. Silent but deadly

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  1. Lazuri

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    Just trying to cover all the bases with these "how do you..." threads.
     
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    Didn't see this one coming. :roflmao:
     
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    It depends on when my last bowel movement was (smell-wise), how long I've been holding it in, whether or not I force it out or let it out slowly, and whether or not I'm alone or between other people. Next thread is probably how do you sweat :lol:

    (Maybe I should make that thread...hmm)
     
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    Who stared these fucking how do you threads
     
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    I know they're everywhere!
     
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    I made one on the 3rd of June but I don't think I was the first
     
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    Paaaahahahahaha love it
     
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    My farts vary, however.. I notice I always lift a leg slightly when I do it.
     
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    This thread stinks!
     
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    In private...:lol:
     
  14. Shoei Loei

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    Hah, I see what you did there :grin:
     
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    I like to fart in Wal*Mart and move away then watch people walk into it. lol! :slight_smile:
     
  16. Clinker

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    At the most inappropriate of moments
     
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    I announce when I fart because 1. It's silent, 2. Nothing's worse than being blamed for one you didn't do; no one believes you.
     
  18. Clinker

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    Also, too tempting..
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