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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by happydavid, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. SabreBear

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    It's a source of symbiotic draining. Each feeds off one another, which is why they typically last so long.

    Why do we keep dogs as pets?
     
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    So they can teach us how to behave.

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    in the attic

    why do I want to cry
     
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    Because you're a wizard! That's the first step, I know because it says so in this vandalized rule book of Quidditch!
     
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    You forgot to leave a question, silly!

    ______

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    A brand-new Apple watch

    Why do I have the paramedics on speed dial
     
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    So that they can deliver you'r pizza faster!

    Why is my computer slow?
     
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    Because it just ran a marathon. It's really tired.

    Why do we listen to music?
     
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    Because we don't have a choice.

    Where is my stuffed Fox
     
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    With Sam-I-Am.

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    in the fridge

    Who is the US president going to be next year?
     
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    Siri

    Where is my computer mouse?
     
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    In the computer cat

    What does a pig say
     
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    "you ain't getting my bacon"

    Why did I not get cards or calls on my birthday?
     
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    Because the phone lines were down and the and the mail people where on strike

    Why is my dog so crazy?
     
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    because of the water heater drank

    what's the definition of maniac?
     
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    Someone who dances likes they've never danced before.

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    Photosynthesis

    How much wood could a Morgan Freeman?
     
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    3 pound

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    Yes, it's 872-365-DISNEY

    Why do we have seasons?