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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by happydavid, Mar 20, 2014.

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    Because he put some very special celery-scented cologne on just for you, so stop being rude.

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    Because aliens don't wear purple hats. Duh.

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    A large group of people designated to decorate for the holidays

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    My dog has died, my mother has died, my father has died, and all I can think about is pickled onion wrapped in plastic cheese and covered in peanut butter. What should I do ?
     
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    Eat a pickled onion wrapped in plastic cheese and covered in peanut butter. It's good, you'll like it, I promise.

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    A biological machine that steals our carbon dioxide to make oxygen for itself.

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    Because the aliens told you to.

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    I have a coupon for buy one chocolate bar, get one free. Is the second chocolate bar really free?
     
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    No, there's some criteria you have to fit first, check the bottom of the packet.

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    The evil drag queen says so.

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    Because the Joker has taken over the world and deemed it as such.

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    Because there are ghouls and goblins that try to suck your brains out at every corner. Only the strongest survive...

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