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give the wrong awnser

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by happydavid, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. littleraven

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    So their branches can move when the wind blows.

    Why are vacuums so loud?
     
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    They're singing for us.

    Why is Santa Claus fat?
     
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    His elves keep feeding him fattening foods because they are getting hungry... (I'm demented, aren't I?)

    Who invented words?
     
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    Pinocchio because he's a real boy.

    Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
     
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    Because it sends you to an alternate universe where everything goes twice as fast.

    Why is the moon so far away?
     
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    It's actually afraid of us.

    Why can't we live on Pluto?
     
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    Mickey wouldn't allow such... and due to his gang affiliation, you probably wouldn't want to provoke him

    Why are there so many stars in the sky?
     
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    There's a star for each happy meal sold at McDonald's!

    What's the mafia?
     
  9. YinYang

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    A giant fairy that sends people good dreams when they go to sleep.

    Why is the sky blue?
     
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    Snape kills Dubmbledore
     
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    No more questions? Does that mean the game is over?!
     
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    The game never ends!

    Why doesn't this game ever end?
     
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    Because 7 ate 9

    So why are clouds often white?
     
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    What? Last time I checked they were often green...

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
     
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    Because circular boxes are scary.

    What is Victoria's secret?
     
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    She is the creator of the universe, shh, don't tell anyone.

    Who invented pizza?
     
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    No one. It invented us

    Is she hot?
     
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    She's really an alien.

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    Because it's too cold. Whenever we get in, we freeze to death.

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    Trees are majestic beings, they really branch out to you and leaf you all sorts of gifts.

    If they call it "intelligent design" then who invented Donald Trump?