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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by happydavid, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. littleraven

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    They went to Jupiter.

    Why do marshmallows always burn when I try to roast them?
     
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    because they're crying for help.

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    You gather a wild pack of asexuals and hope the leave you some.

    What is the purpose of the human species?
     
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    To keep a certain rabbit from eating all the trix

    Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
     
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    No. There's a pot of Lucky Charms cereal.

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    You would have to ask the Easter Bunny, he's his keeper

    What was the initial purpose of the Great Wall of China?
     
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    To try to make a picture that can only be seen from space.

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    The sun had to go take a shower.

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    You make a loop de loop and pull, And your shoes are looking cool! - hope you get the reference.

    If the Loch ness monster is real, where is it hiding?
     
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    Arizona. Duh.

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    Because potato wedges were overrated.

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    because they're super humans.

    Why are the Teletubbies evil?
     
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    Because they'e controlled by the nazis on the dark side of the moon.

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    Because they didn't want to hang out.

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    Because they are the two chosen ones to work there, no one else is allowed.

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    Because they're secretly lizard people, and have trouble speaking human languages.

    But can you tell me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
     
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    Cinnamon toast crunch contains trace amounts of a narcotic chemical. Since the amounts are negligible, the company doesn't need to report it to the government or put it on their labels. While it is to small an amount to have an affect on adults, it can have a potent addictive quality for small children.

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    Because they are embarrassed to be naked in front of people.

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    Because the red apples are actually poisonous for you.

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    Because one day, they decided to dye themselves orange.

    Why do trees exist?