Funny responses you got when you came out

Haha. I thought the same until the Whitney comment (see earlier post).

 

Mine:

Girl: So you're gay?
Me: *Nods*
Girl: I don't get it. How are you gay? I mean, do these not attract you? *Points to her breasts*. Aren't you attracted to them?! *Grabs them and vigoruosly shakes them*.

 

me: "I'm gay"
friend: "and i'm blonde"
me: "no seriously, I never questioned if I liked girls, only boys, and i don't question it anymore, I don't like them"
friend: "I questioned whether I liked fish, I like tuna, but that's it"

 

Me: "I'm gay"
Friend: "And I'm italian so what"
Me: "I'm 100% serious right now"
Friend: "It's gonna be ok one day"

 

I told my friends Colleen and Alexa that I was bisexual, and Colleen was like,
"*blows gum bubble so big it pops and collects $5 from Alexa* Told ya."
Alexa: "Dammit."

 

Me: * comes out to friend *
Her: So? * Continues being supportive *
Me: Thanks so much for understanding. If there was a hug emoticon on skype I would totally send it to you right now.
Her: WHAT?!.... I'm more surprised that you'd send a hug than come out as gay

lol

 

lol me and my best friend
me:so im a lesbian
(without looking up)
her:yeah i no and?
if she new y didnt she tell me? lol

 

When I came out to one of my school friends it went something like this:
Me: ummm....how do i say this... Im bi
X: ...okthen, not that you are bi can i have all of your x-box games please
Me: what?
X: Gay people don't like videogames.
Me: im not gay, im bisexual
X: can i have half of them
Me: nop
X: so no videogames?
Me: (shakes head)

When i came out to my sister:
Me: im bisexual
Sister: ohh so you like girls too?
Me:........ (evil glare)

 

I was trying to tell my friend via a 'game'. and here is how it wen after a while: (sort of)
Me "His name is..... And he's a guy"
Him "Is this still part of the whole mind game?"
Me "No.."
Him "I don't get it, what's the hint?"
Me "I'm being serious"

 

:roflmao:

 

I LOVE the video games thing lol.

 

Girl: "You're gay! no fair! I'm gonna turn you."
me: "Best of luck."

 

Towards to middle of my relationship with my girlfriend I decided that it was time to come out to my dad and my step-mom since my mom had already found out. Well we were all sitting in the livingroom and we were talking about my cousin who is also a girl and bisexual and happened to be dating a girl at the time so I kind of just said well I'm bi and I'm dating a girl. I wasn't sure how they would take it, especially my dad because he always made fun of my cousin and could be kind of mean about it and I'm his only child. To my surprise, my step-mom turned and looked at my dad and just said "See Neil I told you so." and my dad handed her $50 and started laughing and said "You win hun."

 

These made me LOL.

---------- Post added 15th Oct 2010 at 09:20 PM ----------

I didn't know that actually happened in real life

 

Haha, these are awesome. I almost wish I was gay so I could get these kind of reactions xD

 

Hahaha! That's so amazing!

 

Not really a coming out story. I went on a local council based exchange to Japan recently, and there was only 1 other guy on the trip. I thought he didn't know, but it turns out mutual friends of ours had told him already. It was funny because he was such an Aussie farm boy whose favourite interest are surfing and girls, and he has the roughest accent sometimes too.

So we were talking about and he said "i don't like... get what you like about guys... other than the up the bum thing".

Up the bum.

just the way he said it with his thick aussie accent, me and my friend Jess didn't stop laughing for about an hour and he was so embarrassed. He was always trying to hard not to offend me it was hilarious.

 

Guy: "but you don't look gay."
me: "Sorry, I left My-A-Queer, ask-me-how button in my car."