Funny responses you got when you came out

Funniest is when I told my friend while we were having lunch at school:

"So [her name], I wanted to tell you something. I'm bisexual!"
"You're a what?"
"A bisexual?"
"You're a bike?! What the f**k?"
"No, [her name], you idiot! I'm BISEXUAL!"
"OH!! Quinn, really?! OMG, that's so awesome. It all makes sense now!"
"What did you hear before?"
"I was thinking about those children bikes... what are they... oh, tricycle!"

Hahahaha! Oh man, it was the funniest thing ever. She had her Paris Hilton moment there. I love her so much.

 

Just came out to another online friend:

I was hanging out with a friend in real life when an online friend we were talking to on skype that in a place called Moonglade in World of Warcraft on our server had a pride parade and party ingame lol.

After I got back home from my friend's house I asked my friend:
Me: "Have fun in Moonglade?"
C: "Dude there were fags everywhere lol":dry:
Me: "So what? Why were you even there?"
C: "Why not? They were everywhere. Why not crash their party?"
(awkward silence)
C: "Oh right..."
Me (cutting him off): "Well they were just enjoying themselves. Also for one I live with a transgender male."
C: "WHAT?!?"
Me: "Ya P/R... They are the same person"
C: "Oh right..."
Me (at same time): "And two, I'm gay."
C: "WHAT?!?!?":eek:
Me and my friend (J) I was hanging out with today start laughing. :roflmao:
C: "Oh I get it. Don't scare me like that!"
Me and J laugh more. :roflmao::roflmao:
Me and J: " No dude I'm/he's serious"
C: "Lies! When did this happen?"
Me: "When I finally accepted? Last month. When I first questioning? A few years ago."
C: "No fucking way." A few minutes pass. "What's 5x8? 45 right...":eusa_doh:

Not the smartest person out there but he's funny at times. He seems cool now but was hysterical. I've wanted to tell him for a while but I also wanted to record it so I could savor his response but I kinda didn't cause it just happened.

 

as with others, i got asked about my porn preferences hahaha.

After i told him, I swear not a day went by where my straight friend didn't ask me "wait...so do you look at straight porn? what! WHY NOT?!".

 

"You're gay? Oh my goodness but I just hugged you!"

 

My brother.

"Well, I'd never have guessed. Anyway, TV has taught me all gays have extremely hot female friends, I shall therefore require you to introduce me." Needless to say, I laughed.

 

Coming out to my older sister (I'm female)

Me: I'm bi...
Sis: Wait, you like boys too?

haha

 

Amazing!

 

Well, I got a girl who thought I was joking, but the funniest might have been when I told a friend, and he was so touched by the experience of being the second person to know that he wrote a poem about it (without actually saying what it was about - if you get my drift) in his Facebook status

 

After I told someone their facebook status said "Just heard the funniest thing of my life. All I got to say is... I called it!"

 

I went to a pride bowling convention wearing designer clothing and glowsticks, and one of the bowlers told me at the end of the night "You know, when I first met you I thought 'he could be straight.'" Lol!

I don't particularly act "straight," but I don't particularly act "gay" either... and I was at a pride convention.

 

powerful

 

When my good friend's little brother found out, he looked at me with these huuuge eyes and said "...are you REALLY gay?!" When I told him yes, he looked super shocked.
And then, as soon as I left the room, he leaned over to his mother and said "...so is she still gay?"
When I walked back in I said "Well, for a while there when I left I thought I liked guys, but now I'm feeling gay again. Must be this lighting."
He's a funny kid.

 

School Reunion

N: You Spend most of the last two years here trying to steal my boyfriends
Me: No, I spent most of my last two years trying to steal you from your boyfriends


Cousins New Girlfriend
E: Will you stop flirting with my man
Me: First of all he's my cousin
E: eww that's wrong
Me: second, I was hoping he was just your fag hag
E: Really, Let me introduce you to my Sister


Clubbing with bunch of friends
Standing at bar with Joe (order is Me, Joe, Random girl Joe is flirting with)
J: Would you like to go out for dinner sometime?
Girl: I'm Gay
J: (turns to me) All yours (walks away)


Brothers friend at my Mothers birthday dinner in a large, packed, restaurant
A: do you think Rachel would like to go on a date?
Great Aunt: (89 years old) So your considering a sex change?
A: wot?!
Great Aunt: You do know she's Gay
A: I do actually but if you would have let me finish the question, izzy, from my department in work has asked me to act as honrary fag hag, and ask her out for her , they met at the work Christmas do and izzy was quite smitten but Rachel wasn't avalible at the time.


Me, Mum and Brother out shopping
Me and Mum at the till payin for stuff when brother comes up waving a tshirt at her
Brother: we gotta get this T-Shirt
(red t with the slogan i'm only here for the ladies) in a size small
lad behind the till: i'm not being rude but you have picked a small up, i'll go get you a bigger size if it's for you.
Brother: your assuming it's for me, it's not. (holds it up to me) I think the small is probably about right.
lad behind the till goes 3 shades brighter than the shirt, we all fall about laughing.

 

When I came out to my mom (stupidly):

Me.. well, my girlfriend: blah blah blah... your daughter is bi
mom: How do you know?
me: I just know, mom
mom:But... thats not really fair if you have a boyfriend
me: how exactly is that not fair?
mom: Because, you can be with a guy and a girl at the same time.
me: wth?
mom: I dont believe you.

 

Well don't feel bad, you weren't the only stupid one in this conversation.

 

My mother's response: *Pales a few shades* "Is there a cure?"

My father's response: *Claps me on the back a few times* "I knew four years ago, when you were 9. Something about you just screamed lesbian." (I'm bisexual, lol.)

 

^lmao Your dad is awesome.

 

When in highschool, one of my friends and I (jokingly) made a marriage pact, where we agreed to marry each other if we were still unwed by age 30.

When I came out to her, the reaction went:

"Well, this explains a whole lot, actually. And it's totally fine with me, but let me gat one thing clear: you're not allowed to use this to get out from under our marriage pact!"

Her boyfriend was pretty amazed too, because he didn't know that the pact is pretty strict on living together not counting as being married xD