Funny responses you got when you came out

one of my university friends said "yah we've (my group of friends) talked about it, you are wayyyy too nice to be a straight guy"

the day before i came out to one of my guy friends we were at the mall
me: uggghh, the girls are gonna make me go to la senza (woman's lingerie store) again
him: can i come?
me: sigh, they ask me what colours go together and want my opinion in the dressing room.
him: ...probably because they think you're gay
me: haha

the next day, when they told him i was actually gay
him: OMG i am soooo srry, and then he went on to apologize for every gay joke he said in the past 2 years

 

Well after he stared blankly at me for a few seconds, my best friend asked me "so does that mean you like guys?" to which I responded "no I mean I'm very happy and merry. Of course I like guys!"

He asked me a series of questions after ranging from "so what kind of porn (straight or gay) do you watch" to "but guys are so ugly. Girls have a shape, they have curves. How can you not be turned on by girls?" He then said "so everytime I called you gay, I was right!"

 

HAHA. Hillarious. I gotta use that if I get the same response from anyone.

 

her: have you known for a long time?
me: hahaha
of course
her: thanks for laughing at me

 

best reaction was mom
after i told her

me...big news probably not a big surprise
her...i expected it out of your sister before i did you...

best ever

then my friend was like i wasnt surprised but its your prerogative and doesnt effect me if anything was gonna happen between up it would have already...

really cool of him

 

:lol:Got me giggling anyway!

 

A couple days after I came out to my sister's boyfriend, I told him that we could talk openly about it(me being gay) and that he could ask questions. The questions he asked: "So do you wanna wear make up now?" "Are you a pitcher or a catcher?" "Do you want me to take you to a gay bar?" "Do girls gross you out?" "How often do you watch gay porn? Is that what you do when you're awake all night?" -_-

 

When I told another of my lesbian friends

me: I'm gay
her: yea I know but are you sure?
me: REALLY?!? yea I am sure
her: yea ever since we went shoe shopping and you picked the cutest shoes I have ever seen. You can always have sex with me to make sure
me: oh yea that. no I am sure, besides neither of us would enjoy it
her: yea your right. oh well the offer stands

 

At a BBQ a few months ago with my lab group. A girl in my lab had been talking to me for awhile and we were both pretty buzzed...

Her "So, do you have a gf?"
Me "Haha, no"
Her "Who were you texting a minute ago?"
Me "My friend Jon" (straight guy)
Her "If you have a gf, that's kool"
Me "Ha, no I don't. Wanna know something weird? I'm gay"
Her "......no you're not"
Me "........what? Yes, yes I am"
Her *sort of embarrassed* "Oh my gosh, I've been flirting with you for like half an hour"
Me "Ha, I kinda thought so, but I didn't wanna shoot you down or anything. I just figured we were talking"
Her ".....wait, if you're not interested, you can just say you're not interested"
Me "Uh, ha, well, I'm not, but not just you, it's all girls, haha"
Her "......I don't believe you. There's no way you're gay. If you don't wanna talk to me, you can just say so, you don't have to lie to me"
Me ".....WTF, yes, I'm gay, I'm not lying"
Her *kinda smiles* "I think you're lying. It's ok, we'll talk later. I'll let you finish talking to her"
Me *shows my phone to her* "I'M TALKING TO MY FRIEND JON, A GUY"
Her *smiling more* "Mm-hm, of course you are. I'll talk more to you later" *gets up and walks away*
Me :bang:

We haven't talked too much since. I don't even know if she thinks I'm gay or not. I don't even know if that counts as coming out. FAIL.

My first friend I came out to didn't even say anything. He seriously laughed for 5+ minutes while I sat there in a double facepalm about to kill myself. In the middle of a bar. Good shit :eusa_doh:

 

I think the funniest response I've gotten was on a drunken night out. I was talking about guys liking girls and girls liking guys, and then added something like "except for the ten percent who swing the other way."
The guy said, "Which percent are you?"
"I'm in the ten percent."
"Wait, you're gay? HIGH FIVE!"

It made my night.

 

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

"you do realise i am still going to make gay jokes, right?"

 

My favorite to date is when I told a good friend..

"Paulie, You realize you just killed half of my jokes about you right?"

 

I told my best friend and started laughing and said: "This is a joke, right?"
I say "Yeah, this is a joke."
The we start laughing and I stop suddenly and say "No this is not a joke."
She looks at me with a suprised look and then said "Okay"

 

I asked my best friend how she would feel if I ever dated a girl. she said she would be jelous of all the attention I would show her, lol. she thought I was joking, I told her that I wasnt. she said she saw it coming, haha. only person I've told T____T

 

HAHAHA that is awesome.

Aveneue Q ftw

 

random old woman:
"What? you're one of those homosexual I've read about?"

 

*****BEFORE YOU READ ON******
This is not my story, I don't remember who's it was, but I got it off EC when I was still a lurker
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I have 4 really young siblings (aged 0-7!) in addition to my 2 "old" siblings, the younger 4 haven't really been told about my sexuality specifically, as there's probably no real need to try and explain it yet with them being so young.

A week or so ago, I was outside chatting to Mum and my ~6yo sister came outside and started some childish rhyme about me having a girlfriend, and kissing her. Mum turned around to her, laughing:

Mum: What if Ben liked to kiss boys instead?
Sister: Umm.. hmm.. He'd be a LESBIAN!!
Mum: *shock that she even understood the concept*
Me: *rolling around laughing*

So, cute little story there And now my little sister knows I like guys.

 

CUTE AND HILLARIOUS AT ONCE! I can't stop laughing lol.:roflmao::roflmao: