Funny responses you got when you came out

when I finally told me best friend he said:

"well, at least you're not Bi then you've have twice the headaches!"

 

So mature. lol.

 

so i was a my church..I have come out my church so many times, it is really ironic...but i was with one of my very close friends from school (R) and one of the soloists in the choir, who i like to call the king of the gays. So we were at a table with a some crazy couple telling us that having our ears pierced was a horrible sin. She said something like "See, we who are really loyal were clip-ons." as she yanked off a giant hideous bejeweled earring. We were all whispering about how she would hate the king of the gays. So we all "go to the bathroom" really just to escape the crazy people. and on the way down I was like..."well, she would hate me too. Guys, I think I'm bi!" and both of their faces lit up. my friend (R) ran down the stairs and was like "we need to talk about this but I need to pee." she ran into the bathroom and then in 30 seconds she runs out of the girls bathroom and into the mens yelling "no paper towels, but we need to talk." she look absolutely crazy...i don't know why she was in such a rush. then the king of the gays kept asking me where we cold go in the church to talk....those two were so excited...they were bouncing of the walls...it was the most fun coming out experience I could have ever imagined. it felt really good to have people be so excited about me being queer.

 

Mine was interesting. I came out to my best friend and she basically looked at me and said "you know everyone was betting on that right?". Like...people were actually betting money on whether I was gay or not...it's a bit of a case of both -_- and lol

Some people I think got rather rich after that lol

 

me: GUYS i have something important to say
them: yes
Me: im gay
them: *falls on asses laughing*
me: *blank stare*
them: oh you were serious

 

Me: Hey, so guys... I've been meaning to tell you: I'm gay.
Her #1: Reeeeeeaaaaalllllly?...
Me: Yeah, I am.
Her #2: Who dared you to do that? It was rather genius of them.
Me: ...? I'm not being 'dared' by anyone!
Her #1: Riiiiiiight....
Me: I'm serious!
Her #2: Wait, hold on! Are you serious?!
Me: Yes...
Her #1: I knew it.

 

omg. my dad said the same thing to me lol!

 

My best friend and I were walking before a band concert one time, and talking about who we liked.

Her: So who do you like?
Me: Well I don't really want to say...
Her: Oh come on, it can't be that bad.
Me: Well...
Her: PLEEEEEEEASE!
Me: Ok well I kinda sorta like Chris... *prepare for bad response*
Her: Out of all the guys in our school you just have to like him!

It was like it didn't even phase her.

 

Everytime me or one of my best friends (who happens to be a lesbian) we would always joke about getting married. When I came out to her she got this sad face and was like "Does this mean no more sexy time?" I love my friends

 

hmmmm well
my one gay friend
me: I'm gay
friend: I know you where a flaming faggot from the moment i met you
me: really?
friend: I have wanted to corrupt you since you walked into my class

Best girl friend
Me: I'm gay
Her: Yeah me and Rach figured we talked about it all the time
Me: Oh
Her: Yeah both our moms have been giving us crap for having a crush on you
me: Well i'm sorry
Her: Well it's ok because now i know i can trust your fashion advice

Moment with the Gma where i had to re-come out to her while i was at a b-day party with my lesbian friend
me: Yeah im at my party with my friend Angel
Her: Oh so you like girls again
me: No grandma Angel is a lesbian
her: oh well ok, i love you happy birthday

Older brothers friend
me: I'm gay
him: haha your fucking with me, you and (brother) are fucking with me
brother: no man
him: Aww come on your fucking with me
me: no i seriously am
him: na man
me: no really (this continues for like 15 mins)
him: Dude i thought it would be the other brother....

to aunt
Me: Im gay
her: I saw all those facebook groups you joined i was waiting for you to finally come out. Me and your (other aunt) have known since you used to make us buy you barbies
me: oh ok
her: just promise me you wont be a slutty gay

other friend who saw facebook status
him: dude ur gay
me: yep
him: so like how does that work? (long long discussion about all things gay haha)

to complete stranger at party (was relevant to conversation)
Me: so yeah im gay
him: I've sorta been thinking about that lately
*a couple seconds later*
him: oh no not like being gay
*pauses to think about being gay* haha

to friend
Me: I'm gay
him: oh wow, how long have you known
me: at least since middle school
him: so does that mean i can't tell gay jokes anymore?
me: i can't take away the only jokes u have

 

so a friend of mine from high school that I am still close with was hanging with this girl that we went to high school with, and i was mentioned in whatever conversation they were having, along with me being gay, and this girl started FREAKING out. apparently she still hadn't found out about me. and she was freaking out way more than i thought she would anyway. so i message her, telling her i thought she already knew. she replies:

obviously she took it well. but it was just funny/surprising. i thought she knew!

 

Me to my best friend of 11 years:

Me: Well.. I'm bi...
Her: Hm... I didn't see that coming... but whatever like you whatever you like just dont try to tell me about vaginas.
Me: Okay then... this went better than expected.
Her: Psh, of course I would accept you... I just dont want to hear about your lesbian sex.

Me to my friend Emily:
Emily: Just remember that if you ever did come out of the closet, I would accept you.
Me: Thank you because I am bi...
Emily: I KNEW IT! YES! I was right I was right, who was right? I was right! HA!

Me to one of my gay friends:
Him: I'm bored... VAGINA.
Me: YUM.
Him: ...I knew it.

Me to a gay guy I was in a musical with:
Me: Haha damn, that girl is hot.
Him: ...If you were gay, that would be okay, cause I mean hey, I like you anyway, and I know that you would accept me too, if I told you today, guess what, Im gay!

^^^ thats a song called If You Were Gay from the musical Avenue Q. Favorite reaction ever. To burst into song and dance.

 

Just came out to another one of my friends today

Me: Can I tell you something?
Her: Sure, what?
Me: I'm bi.
Her: I still love you Hell, I would love you if you had a horn coming out of your head...
Me: And that would be freakin awesome.

 

When I came out to my brother, I started by asking him if he remembered our mother's visit the prior night (I'd come out to her, then went to visit him) and then told him the reason for visiting our mother. After the conversation, he said that he got really worried that our mother had figured out he was a smoker and was glad that it was only about me coming out of the closet.

After I asked him if he ever suspected me of being not-straight, he just muttered something about how he's always thought I was a bit "not quite the average bear". I'm not sure he intended the double entendre, as I'd have to get a lot hairier to classify for "bear" status.

 

I actually came out to my best friend since like the fourth grade last night.
We were discussing world of warcraft and it went like

Me: Remember when I was chatting with (another player) while I was (mentioned incident where I kept killing everyone by accident)?
Him: Ya
Me: Wanna no what it was about?
Him; Sure why not
Me: Well I was talking to him about me being gay. (Stares away from my friend):dry:
Him: :roflmao:I was almost willing to place money on that. At the least I thought you were Bi.

He is the first outta the three I've told that actually lives in my state. Other two are a couple on other side of the country :icon_bigg

 

When I came out to a friend of mine in an online game, his response was: "So that's why you're the only guy in the guild who never hits on [hot female guild member]."

 

An excerpt from a girl friend's reaction when a friend outed me to her:
"Really? You're gay? I didn't know that! I mean, you don't have any homosexual tendancies or anything!"