My mom came up to me multiple times when I was on the computer and started looking at some of my emails but somehow didn't notice the ones that said "Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender people..." I also tried to come out to my dad with a joke. We were just texting idle chit chat and I was suddenly like - "hold on, I'm getting bad reception from inside the closet" then I waited a couple seconds then texted "okay, I'm out." But he didn't get it... He was like "closet? Why are you in the closet?" I had to come out to him again later then remind him of the joke. There was also this time at lunch during school when (and I don't know how the conversation got to this) my friend started talking about the "spectrum of lesbianism" -- femmes, butch, chapstick (which I brought up) etc. so of course me being stereotypically gay and masculine with my competitiveness I just jumped in and started talking about it as well, and she was like "how do you know all that?" and she said "wait are you..." and I said "what a lemon?" because I was like "shoot I just outed myself! AVOID!" But eventually I said yeah and she told me she was bi (or at least that's what she thought at the time) and gave me a high-five. I didn't even consider that was why she knew all that. I was too busy trying to prove that I knew more about the topic than her. Sometimes I'm clueless.