Funniest or Weirdest Ways You Have Almost/Have Come Out!

I wrote in soap on the bathroom shower wall IM GAY like 20 times yesterday and noone has said anything to me about it, but it's made of white tile, so you might not see the soap writing if you don't pay attention. They might have even ran water over it somehow but it was pretty far back from the fountain.

 

There are no photographs of me. I considered doing a painting and making some interesting reflection work but I figure it would be pretty challenging to do.

 

Me walking into our new hotel room the other day: "Ooh, look! Here's a huge closet I can come out of!"

My mom already knows, but she's still not impressed by my gay humor haha.

 

Not really that funny or odd, but when a doctor asked my preferred method of contraception, I said homosexuality. For some reason she still doesn't get that I'm gay- another time after that, she mentioned I shouldn't get pregnant on a new medicine and I had to hint AGAIN that I wouldn't be having that kind of sex anyway.

 

Lol I guess!

Also, not about me, but my dog- years ago when there was a thunderstorm, he was freaking out as usual (and he was a medium sized dog, not little). My mom was getting something from the hallway closet with the medicine, towels, etc, and he pushed his way in, walking right in and curling up on the bottom shelf on top of all the medicine and everything. I really wish I would've made coming out jokes like "come on out of the closet, believe me, we all know already, no one will be surprised", etc, but I was too closeted at that point I think.

 

probably when a girl asked me out and she had a crush on me... that was very awkward. I tried to do it as kindly as possible

 

I think if you had done that in the mirror and after someone had a shower/bath it would have shown up. Maybe just a little dish soap so it leaves a slight residue but not noticiable.

 

At the beginning of grade 9 in gym class my teacher was teaching us how to put condoms on a fake penis. She then asked if i would have sex with a guy with this condom on. When i said no, she asked why. I sat there for about 5 minutes before saying "Im ace..." and thats how i came out to my entire gym class

 

Anyone watch Vampire Diaries? (I am in love with that show haha) IDK if this classifies as funny, but I used it to come out to my friend who is also obsessed with it. I asked her as a joke "Why is this show so good?" And she responded "BC DAMON" He is a guy on the show who she finds super attractive. And somehow I found the courage to say "Actually, BC ELENA" Another character that I find really hot haha. She kinda caught on as asked what I was trying to say and I basically just told her that I am gay haha. Feels pretty good to share the story even if its not funny haha.

 

I had to come out twice to medical people. The first time I was getting an X Ray and after being asked twenty times was I sure I wasn't pregnant ( by that point I was getting offended) I finally sad I'm gay. Thankfully she stopped asking after that. The second time it was my GP when she gave me the pill for period pains. I got tired of her repeatedly telling me to use another form of contraception as the pill wasn't 100% effective. I wonder should I be annoyed doctors think I'm lying to them the whole time.

 

There was one time I was watching a movie with my sisters (neither know I am bi) and there was a really HOT girl. And I was like "Oh she's cute-cool, I mean cool" totally by accident. My older sister was like "Should I be worried?" I laughed nervously and shook my head. Close call there.

 

That really sucks. I hate that doctors are like that. My gyno is good, but the last two I had gone to only believed I wasn't sexually active once they actually started that part (literally said "oh you are a virgin") and had to wait like that while they then got the smaller thing.

At least the doctors I'm with now are lgbt friendly/sensitive. Had to switch to a new gp because, after making ignorant comments, she proceeded to imply that lesbian relationships don't count as real relationships and still considered me single and implied confused.

 

I accidentally wore my pride hat in front of my dad.