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Funniest, Dumbest, weirdest or most Ridiculous injury you have ever had

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Mateo, Sep 13, 2015.

  1. SHIELDAgentAlex

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    I was six and I tried to use a sleeping raccoon as a football.
     
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    :eek::eek::eusa_doh::eusa_clap
     
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    Yeah…

    I'm a bloody stupid teenager, but I was a damn idiotic kid.
     
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    I know how it is. I once climbed up on a roof during a Florida hurricane. I was maybe 8 give or take.
     
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    When I was 5 years old I crashed my bike into a parked pickup truck in the street! I fell on the cement curb and scraped my entire right side.... I cried for days lol
     
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    I was wearing a little ball catching toy net thing on my head, and my cousin threw a huge red ball at my face. One of the little plastic hooks holding the net drove into my head. I was gushing blood and had to get it glued.

    Another time when I was three I was climbing my uncles pool table and fell and cracked my head a little.

    Yet another weird injury, when I was rock climbing, I just dropped down and my ankle and foot went into a 90 degree angle.

    While not my injury, I was messing around with my brother. He put both feet into one sock and started hopping around. He fell down and broke his foot. I thought it was hilarious.
     
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    Very interesting. Who would have thought.

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    I broke my leg while hiking. A friend came over and thought I was faking it and started kicking me in my ribs telling me to get up. Other more sympathetic friends came over and carried me to my truck where I laid in the back in pain. Another friend who is an emergency room nurse came over, pulled my pants down and examined the bare leg fully. He said the bone seems to have self aligned, stay off it, and handed me a beer. I eventually got a cast and was on crutches for months and months.
     
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    I've had quite a few injuries but the funniest would probably be when I was so excited to see Martin Freeman on the television that I leapt up from the table where I was sitting, thereby banging my leg against the table and earning a massive bruise. I didn't let this deter me though as I sprinted/limped to the TV as fast as I could. :eusa_clap
     
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    Ahahahaha!!! :roflmao:
     
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    One time my brother sliced my eye open. It bled.

    Had to go to the doctor everyday for 2 weeks and wear an eye-patch for six months.

    Now, that's ridiculous if you ask me.
     
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    How in the world did that happen? Was it deliberate?
     
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    My previous school has an annual mud slide for the year 11s, kind of like a celebration I guess... anyway. There's this muddy hill with a plastic sheet draped down it covered in baby oil and the local fire station lends a fire engine to spray water at the mud to make it even more messy. At the bottom of the slide however was a growth of Japanese Knotweed to the side and unfortunately everyone kept slipping off to the side and accidentally crashing into it, cutting it down in the process. On my like millionth time down I went down on my bum at lightening speed, straight through the sharp stumps of the broken down knotweed, and in the process my ass was shredded to pieces :lol:

    I remember checking on it in the changing rooms afterwards and seeing a load of crimson, raised scars running across my buttchecks :lol: It hurt so bad :icon_sad:
     
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    Honestly, I've lost track. How I'm still alive and yet so clumsy is beyond me. :grin:
     
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    I'm sorry your were hurt but that's funny and sounds like a lot of fun.
     
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    I broke my leg and arm. I was knocked out when my friend was playing with this mettle pole he found in a bush. He threw it and it hit me in the head when I was up a tree and I fell.

    I also lost the tip of my big toe under the door when I was 3. Fuck it hurt

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    How the FUUUUUUUUUUU
    :bang:
     
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    I once accidentally sewed through my finger on a sewing machine, which was mostly just funny because my cousin threw up after seeing it. That's about it for me, haha.
     
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    While not my injury I have one that I was involved with, when I was about 9 - 10 me and my brothers were in daycare. During the summer time while we were there our daycare would take us on day trips, park,pool, etc.

    Well this incident they took us to the skating rink. As we were leaving this kid was picking on me (I really don't remember why or how) but My older brother stood up for me and the kid hit him in the face with his skates that were in his hands.

    My brother still has the scare above his eyebrow to this day and is proud of it cause to him it was worth it.

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    I agree with your cousin. I wouldn't throw up because blood doesn't make me sick like that but I might have fainted from panicking. I go into panic mode when I see people get injuries with a lot of blood.
     
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    Oh and I broke my little finger in rugby yesterday:bang:
     
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    accidently stabbed myself with a bbq fork