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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Phoenix92

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    Granted, but you get assigned for the first manned visit to Venus, in a Soviet era spacecraft.

    I wish that my mental health wasn’t always so screwy
     
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    Granted, but your now so happy and bubbly you are so bombarded to host Disney specials that it forces you into hiding.

    I wish winter wasn’t so cold.
     
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    Granted, winter is now exceptionally mild to the point where it’s almost non-existent, and as such the planet gets overrun by plant life as it’s not killed off by the annual chill.

    I wish that I didn’t have to do a 12 hour shift each week with my job.
     
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    Granted but instead of 12 it’s 11.

    I wish it was possible to re experience dreams.
     
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    Granted, but now you only reexperience dreams that you’ve had, to the point where it drives you mad.

    I wish that it was my birthday dinner already.
     
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    Granted but at your dinner you can only eat crackers and sushi.

    I wish that I was Superman!
     
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    Granted, you are Kal-El. However you come from an alternate reality where you weren’t sent from Krypton.

    I wish that I could get the consult for bottom surgery scheduled.
     
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    Granted, but the consultant that you see gets confused and gives you octopus tentacles.

    I wish I could have solid definitive answers for all of my questions.
     
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    Granted but they are all solidly definitively wrong.

    I wish I had a muscle bear body.
     
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    Granted, but it only looks like a muscle bear body to you, everybody else sees you differently.

    I wish my dog didn't have so many accidents in the house.
     
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    Granted, all accidents your dog would have are now fully intentional.

    I wish I could return to university sooner.
     
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    Granted but no one else is there. Not even the professors.

    I wish my rig wasn’t governed and went faster than 62mph (100Kmh).
     
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    Granted, but now you’re limited to hazardous and tetragenic materials.

    I wish that I could be happy without the anger of mania
     
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    Granted, but now you are always happy, even when your friends mention bad things happening to them. They get irritated by this and ditch you.

    I wish life wasn't so expensive.
     
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    Granted. Everything is now $0.01 less.

    I wish this Denny’s had better service.
     
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    Granted, but now the food is so bad it's inedible.

    I wish my Ipad wasn't acting glitchy.
     
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    Granted, but now the screen is totally shattered.

    I wish that I was born a genetic, biological, cisgendered female.
     
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    Granted but your 12 feet 7 inches tall.

    I wish this snow storm would go away.
     
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    Granted, the snow storm goes away, but you are snowed in for 2 weeks.

    I wish my paternal grandmother would accept and love me for who I am. Full stop, no strings attached, unconditionally.
     
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    Granted, but now she is the only person in the world that accepts you.

    I wish I felt better today.