Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.
Granted but it is just a 2020 v2
I wish to have everyone happy
Granted, but they are only happy for an hour.
I wish my insurance would cover brand-name medications so I didn't have to wait for everything to be generic.
Granted, but now your insurance only covers Brand names. Every other medical issue you must pay for OoP.
I wish that Georgia and North Carolina would just declare themselves.
Granted, but now they are the only states that count and the other 48 are powerless.
I wish I didn't have racing thoughts.
wish granted, but you will never age and have to watch all of your loved ones die to age or other factors. you may never join them.
I wish I didn't feel the need to hide all the time
Granted, but now everything you do is always visible to everyone and you have no privacy.
I wish there were sweet potatoes in the house.
Granted, but there are only sweet potatoes in the house.
I wish my septum piercing didn’t hurt all the time.
Granted but everywhere besides your septum piercing now hurts constantly.
I wish I could experience a queer teenage romance
Granted, you experience it via video in health class.
I wish I could make a living from my couch.
Wish Granted—but you have to do it naked
I wish one haircut would last a lifetime
what a unique game!
Granted, but this haircut is a never in fashion.
I wish Supernatural hadn’t ended.
Granted, but Sam and Dean are no longer characters.
I wish I could have the stamina of an 18 year old at my age.
Wish granted—but you have to do it naked. Kidding, but concerned how that worked again.
(real) Wish Granted—but you your mental capacity is inverted (how many years you lose going down is same number of years going up).
Wish—my laundry would do itself.
Granted, after it washes and dries itself. It folds itself and put itself away. Then runs out and rolls in the mud.
I wish I was self wmployed.
Granted, but you drive for Uber.
I wish I lived in a major city.
Granted, but it’s a major city in Russia.
I wish that people would just humor the WHO and wear masks properly for the requisite 6-8 weeks to get SARS-CoV-2 under control
(Well, do they have universal healthcare and can I have a beer with Snowden? )
Granted, but people not washing their masks will evolve a new superbug that attacks the brain and turns them into zombies.
I wish I'd get a Cabela's gift card for Christmas.
Granted, but it's only worth a dollar.
I wish I could get a job that doesn't spike my anxiety.
granted, but it doesn't pay well
I wish I wasn't addicted to isolation
Works for me lol.
Granted but everyone avoids you.
I wish more funding was put to space exploration.