Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.
Granted, you have no arms at all.
I wish i had some money
Granted, you now have 1 trillion dollars, in Zimbabwean currency.
I wish that the weather where I lived wasn’t so temperamental
Granted, but now your car is temperamental instead and you can't get anywhere on time.
I wish pizza was healthy.
Granted, all pizza is gluten free and vegan.
I wish that I had my Eating Disorder under control.
(and btw, I don’t have a vehicle)
Granted, all food tastes horrible
I wish for courage
My wish is to see my favorite Irish singer Enya by next year of 2021.
"Don't be fooled by anything that may appear real on the Internet. It is a fantasy, photoshopped, myth, fake, etc."
Stick to reality.
Granted, but it’s this way:
I wish that my potential surgical team would get back to me with the good news
Granted, but they tell you that due to some new laws, your bill is now doubled.
I wish my parents weren't homophobic
Granted they are not homophobic, but they each separately reveal to you that they are gay and they have gotten a divorce lawyer. What they don’t realise is it’s the same lawyer.
I wish that President Trump had the sense to self isolate post positive test
Granted, but he has now gone into hiding permanently (which could be a good thing)
I wish I could see 100 years into the future
Granted, but you're taken there and it's a zombie apocalypse.
I wish I were funnier
Granted, but now you are the funny thing and people make fun of you/laughing at you.
I wish I was the most beautiful person ever
Granted, but now people don't stop staring at you.
I wish there was a more popular transfem flag
Granted, but now the transfem flag is the most popular flag in the world. More popular than any of the country flags
I wish I didn't have to buy groceries this week
Granted, you never have to buy groceries again. You’ve found yourself in Gilead and won’t have to worry about trivial things like “buying groceries”
I wish there was an irreversible Retroviral treatment I could take before bed, waking up in a fully functional female body.
Granted, but the treatment alters your DNA so much that you turn into a fully functional female plant.
I wish I had unlimited wishes.
Granted, you now have an unlimited number of Wish accounts that send you spam emails constantly.
I wish I could look good in anything.
Granted, but out of clothing you resemble Despair of The Endless.
I wish that I could easily change my form to fit my mood.
(I wish I could shapeshift based on how I’m feeling)
Granted, but you now have severe depression and your form is always bad due to your always-bad mood.
I wish i could find all my missing socks
Granted, but among all your missing socks there isn't a single matching pair.
I wish it was 2021.