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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Gutterpunk

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    Granted, you have no arms at all.


    I wish i had some money
     
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    Granted, you now have 1 trillion dollars, in Zimbabwean currency.

    I wish that the weather where I lived wasn’t so temperamental
     
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    Granted, but now your car is temperamental instead and you can't get anywhere on time.

    I wish pizza was healthy.
     
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    Granted, all pizza is gluten free and vegan.

    I wish that I had my Eating Disorder under control.

    (and btw, I don’t have a vehicle)
     
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    Granted, all food tastes horrible

    I wish for courage
     
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    My wish is to see my favorite Irish singer Enya by next year of 2021.

    "Don't be fooled by anything that may appear real on the Internet. It is a fantasy, photoshopped, myth, fake, etc."
    Stick to reality.
     
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    Granted, but it’s this way:


    I wish that my potential surgical team would get back to me with the good news
     
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    Granted, but they tell you that due to some new laws, your bill is now doubled.

    I wish my parents weren't homophobic
     
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    Granted they are not homophobic, but they each separately reveal to you that they are gay and they have gotten a divorce lawyer. What they don’t realise is it’s the same lawyer.

    I wish that President Trump had the sense to self isolate post positive test
     
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    Granted, but he has now gone into hiding permanently (which could be a good thing:grin:)

    I wish I could see 100 years into the future
     
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    Granted, but you're taken there and it's a zombie apocalypse.

    I wish I were funnier
     
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    Granted, but now you are the funny thing and people make fun of you/laughing at you.

    I wish I was the most beautiful person ever
     
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    Granted, but now people don't stop staring at you.

    I wish there was a more popular transfem flag
     
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    Granted, but now the transfem flag is the most popular flag in the world. More popular than any of the country flags

    I wish I didn't have to buy groceries this week
     
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    Granted, you never have to buy groceries again. You’ve found yourself in Gilead and won’t have to worry about trivial things like “buying groceries”

    I wish there was an irreversible Retroviral treatment I could take before bed, waking up in a fully functional female body.
     
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    Granted, but the treatment alters your DNA so much that you turn into a fully functional female plant.

    I wish I had unlimited wishes.
     
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    Granted, you now have an unlimited number of Wish accounts that send you spam emails constantly.

    I wish I could look good in anything.
     
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    Granted, but out of clothing you resemble Despair of The Endless.

    I wish that I could easily change my form to fit my mood.
    (I wish I could shapeshift based on how I’m feeling)
     
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    Granted, but you now have severe depression and your form is always bad due to your always-bad mood.

    I wish i could find all my missing socks
     
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    Granted, but among all your missing socks there isn't a single matching pair.

    I wish it was 2021.