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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. solarcat

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    Granted, but they're getting dressed right now, so things are going to be awkward between you two from now on.

    I wish my cat would stop losing her collar.
     
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    Granted, but you find he or she in the middle of a heated encounter(heated as in sex).

    I wish that the jellyfish who just stung me dies a violent death, preferably by a shark please.
     
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    Granted, but the jellyfish's friends then come after you, saying that you put the shark up to it.

    I wish I could get a new brain; I think this one's broken.
     
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    granted, but your head swells up.

    I wish I could absorb all the knoledge i need to pass drivers ed
     
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    (Before i grant the wish I have to say same. I just need to get parallel parking down and then I can take my test)

    Granted, but you'll be stuck in every traffic jam you come across.

    I wish my normal work could resume and I wouldn't have to deal with my temporary pandemic position.
     
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    I live in a town with no street parking, so I have never had to parallel park. I did need to perform a 3-point turn to pass my test, though.

    Anyways, your wish has been granted, but it turns out you've been gone so long that nobody has a clue what their jobs are, and you find yourself put in charge of making sure all the doorknobs are unlicked.

    I wish I could get my yoyo to work right.
     
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    Granted, but then you lose it.


    I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.
     
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    Granted, you are now chlorophyll intolerant.

    I wish my health wasn’t so screwy.
     
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    granted, but now your hair will only grow into a mowhawk

    I wish 3 point turns dodnt exist
     
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    Granted, but now you have to master something called perpendicular parking instead

    I wish Elvis (one of my cats) would let me hold her more often
     
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    Granted, but know she will never let you let her down.

    I wish that people still had honour in today’s age.
     
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    Granted, but it's the kind of honor that can only be satisfied with blood.

    I wish summer would end already.
     
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    Granted, Winter is coming.

    I wish that my concussion would be taken seriously by medical professionals.
     
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    Granted, but it's taken so seriously you aren't allowed to do anything but lie still in bed all day for weeks.

    I wish there was a coronavirus vaccine.
     
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    Granted, but it’s only 12.5% effective in preventing the transmission.

    I wish that everyone would wear an appropriate face mask while out in public, and wear it appropriately.
     
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    Granted, but now people only wear face masks and are otherwise completely naked.

    I wish doughnuts were healthy.
     
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    Granted, but now they cost a lot more.

    I wish I could sit still for more than a few seconds
     
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    Granted, you now sit so still that you turn slowly turn to stone, only to be awakened by a violin playing vampire named Lestat.

    I wish my states governor hadn’t okayed more of a reopening.
     
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    Granted, but now the governor decides to never reopen anything.

    I wish I didn't feel sick today.
     
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    Granted, but next week you'll feel even worse.

    I wish my dog would stop trying to rip my arms off.