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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Phoenix92

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    Granted but Pence, the Heinrich to Trumps Adolf takes power and all minorities based on gender identity, sexuality, and race are rounded up and sent to camps for “evaluation”

    I wish that corruption wasn’t so accurate.
     
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    Granted, but now corruption is so inaccurate, bribes are being paid to the wrong people, and none of them are you.

    I wish my gloves at work would stop ruining my nail polish,
     
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    Granted, now your gloves rub off your nails.

    I wish I didn’t have so much anxiety over going through TSA
     
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    Granted but now you have anxiety whenever you're not going through the TSA

    I wish I could explain my feelings and opinions clearly.
     
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    Granted, but it will make everyone cry.
    I wish I could stop feeling nauseous when I drink coffee
     
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    Granted, but instead you grow horns.

    I wish I could fly
     
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    Granted, but you can never land.

    I wish I didn't have to quarantine myself again
     
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    Granted, but now you are the patient zero of a new Plague

    I wish I didn’t go hyper sexual in front of my parents
     
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    Granted, but now you go hypersexual in front of your partner's parents.

    I wish I had some ice cream
     
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    Granted, but it melts before you get a chance to eat it.

    I wish guys on dating sites would stop hitting on me, I clearly have myself listed as a lesbian.
     
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    Granted, now your profile is hidden and nobody hits on you.

    I wish I was never born.
     
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    Reluctantly granted, but now the world's a worse place for it.

    I wish I had a better wardrobe.
     
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    Granted, but now your hair grows in twirls towards the sky.

    I wish my brothers drums would explode
     
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    Granted, but your get tinnitus and he's not allowed back on the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour anymore.

    I wish that the next poster has a nice day.
     
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    Granted (aww thanks) but now your car elopes with your lawn mower.

    I wish that my hair was bubble gum pink.
     
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    Granted, you are now Nymphadora Tonks, but you’ve got a head cold. So every time you sneeze, something changes.

    I wish that my psychiatrist hadn’t screwed me over, again.
     
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    Granted but now your physiatrist is too happy and kind to you and you can’t beat talking to them.

    I wish I had the courage to skate board even after the accident I was in.
     
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    Granted, but you get into another accident.

    I wish I had more confidence.
     
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    Granted, but now you are really embarrassing to everyone around you.

    I wish I could explode my brothers drums without being grounded.
     
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    Granted, but the explosion launches you into orbit, and it is literally impossible to ground you now.

    I wish I didn't feel guilty about everything.