Corrupt A Wish

Haha it works just like non-tablet drawings
Granted, he's way too chatty and starts conversations every waking (and sleeping) minute.

I wish I was better at playing the viola.

 

Yea I realized I was thinking of the wrong thing after I wrote it . I smat.
Granted your a masterful viola player. However viola playing has been outlawed. I mean your rly Gud buuuut. Do u wanna go behind bars for playing the viola?

I wish I could meet my favorite soccer player

 

Honestly if I was that good I would risk the prison time.
Granted but he's an awful person and he snubs you. Never meet your heroes.

I wish I could travel overseas without having to worry about covid.

 

Granted, but it’s at an event and someone further down the line goes “Fluffy-Arnold Schwarzenegger” on you.

I wish that I could get a decent night sleep.

 

Granted but you wake up with bed bugs.

I wish avatar could have gotten another season.

 

Granted but Katara and Sokka both die (I'm assuming we're talking about the last airbender and not some show I've never heard of).

I wish I could watch TV more often.

 

Granted you can watch the tv more. But there’s only one channel. It hosts various golfing tournaments from around the world. Try not to sleep u might miss something .

I wish I had perfect 20 20 vision

 

Granted, but you’re plagued by cataracts.

I wish that the state of the world would become more peaceful.

 

Granted the entire world is at peace. But that’s only because our entire race was taken over by mind controlling penguins.

I wish the avatar the last air bender movie wasn’t garbage.

 

Granted, it’s a gem. However it was never given a widespread release(1 single theatre, 1 showing. Film and canisters destroyed following showing) so only a small number of people know about it.

I wish that I didn’t have such high anxiety.

 

Granted, you're way too mellow and neglect responsibilities.

I wish my hair was better.

 

Granted, but it turns out it was just a wig.

I wish my crush would like me back.

 

Granted but their a thot and likes everyone .

I wish it was Friday already so I can kiss my fucking boyfriend.

 

Granted, but the kiss will turn him to stone.

I wish I could be on that cruise in July I had planned.

 

Granted but the ship sinks.

I wish I didn't pile so much work on myself and then pretend it didn't exist.

 

granted But you forget about other things and pretend like they don’t exist. Like ur family and such

I wish my neck beard would stop growing back.

 

Granted but the hair moved to your forehead. Looks terrifying.

I wish my wi-fi was better.

 

Granted but all your power is funneled into your router for maximum wi fi . So uhmmm hope ur fridge isn’t important.

I wish I could blast music in my house at all hours of the day

 

Granted but you get a noise complaint from a neighbor and when the cops show up you can't turn it down and it escalates until they take you to jail. Oof.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

 

Granted your head doesn’t hurt do to a miracle operation! Unfortunately one of the surgeons got a lil bit too pokey during the operation and hit ur brain a bit too hard. You now have no functionality of ur tongue and it just hangs out ur mouth 24/7.

I wish mosquitos didn’t like me so much