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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

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    Granted, but you no longer ever have to deal with situations which you wouldn't have been able to copy with before making this power useless.

    I wish for an explosion of epic proportions (That doesn't kill anyone)
     
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    Granted, but the light from the explosion attracted extraterrestrial life to come and exterminate all life on earth

    I wish I was a fish
     
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    Granted, but you soon become a tuna sandwich.

    I wish the world was less judgemental.
     
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    Granted but now all of the guilty criminals on trial will go free.

    I wish I had super speed.
     
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    Granted, but you have super speed even during sex: you have an orgasm after half a minute and never really enjoy it.

    I wish I were handsome.
     
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    Granted but your looks stay the same and everyone else on the planet becomes insanely ugly so that you are handsome by comparison.

    I wish I could go to the moon.
     
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    Granted, but you're left on the moon forever. People from Earth will regularly send you food, new spacesuits and materials for a shelter, but you're never gonna be back home or have company.

    I wish I liked to wake up early.
     
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    Granted but you will wake up so early that you only get a couple hours of sleep. You will spend all of your life exhausted but unable to sleep in.

    I wish I had a pet elephant and I could ride it to school.
     
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    Granted, but sadly in three years time it will go berserk and kill 5 people. Following this, it will be sentenced to death for homicide. Sentencing will be severely botched.

    I wish I could awaken verum in specie corporali
     
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    Granted, but I’m a 56 year old genie, and the only Verum I know runs a blintz shop on Manhattan’s Lower East Side. You are hereby sentenced to an eternity of cleaning out the grease traps.

    I wish I could speak every language known to humanity.
     
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    Granted, but every time someone adresses you in French, you answer in German; every time you hear German, you answer in Archaic Latin, and so on. You understand everyone, but no one understands you.
    Until you meet someone with your same power. You become best friends and spend hours in mutism together.
    It's lately found out that you're affected by a rare disease that gives you a tiny life expectancy. You're not able to write a will. All your belongings will go to a relative you hate.

    Archaeologists are happy that you deciphered all ancient inscriptions, but feel they have a little less purpose of life than before.


    I wish I were 100% healthy until my death.
     
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    Granted, you become 100% percent healthy before you board a plane that’s predetermined to explode just after take off.
    Or...
    Before entering a stretch of highway just behind an 18-wheeler before it causes a massive accident.
    Or...
    You go on a roller coaster where some asshat sneaks a camera on.
    Or...
    You go to a Stockcar race event.
    Or...
    You get stuck on a suspension bridge undergoing repairs which collapses while you are on it.



    I wish I didn’t have to constantly live in fear that the president of my nation could, at any time, declare me(and those like me) as an enemy of the state, all because We chose to be true to ourselves.
     
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    You no longer live in fear, you just become resigned to the fact that the twat is in charge.

    I wish I was young and good looking.
     
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    Granted, but you will forever be under the age of consent.

    I wish I could get better about my eating disorder without having to resort to medical intervention
     
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    Granted, however you can only eat super foods.

    I wish I could get rid of my anxiety with social interactions.
     
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    granted but you wont be physically unable to speak while near other people

    i wish i could come out as trans to everyone and have them be perfectly fine with it
     
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    Granted, but you'll never be stealth, no matter where you move. Even inhabitants of remote islands, when you travel, know you're trans, and they're perfectly fine with it, but they don't stop asking you personal questions and they're so very curious. xD

    I wish I became economically indipendent without financial insecurity, and lived in a flat with japanese style furniture.
     
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    Granted, but your flat is but a single room for eating, sleeping, bathing, cooking and recreation.

    I wish I could fly unencumbered by the machinations of my birth
     
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    Ok, you can fly unencumbered. As in you can only fly with no extra weight holding you down. So nothing in pockets, and no extra luggage or riders. You are now classified as an aircraft by the Government and need to be registered and have a license to fly and renew that license every 4 years.This Test is extremely difficult and follows the same pricing as a drivers test.
     
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    Oh poo you didn't leave me with a wish to corrupt. A smart move on your part, since I can be quite imaginative in my corruption!
    I wish I was a billionaire