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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Crisalide

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    Granted, but your subjects plot to overthrow you and establish a communist regime. You can never leave the castle because it's not safe outside. Anyway, in the end the revolutionaries set the castle on fire and you die burnt alive.

    I wish I could reincarnate as a magician in Harry Potter's world.
     
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    Congrats, you're Umbridge. A guarantee you'll never be happy, even when you're evil.

    I wish I wish, I was a fish.
     
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    Granted, you're a fish / fried as the second dish / served at the feast / for my bachelor degree / which is what I wish.

    (I wish I had already my bachelor degree)
     
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    Congrats, you have a bachelor's degree in underwater basket weaving.

    (sees you're from Italy, where my Nana came from)
    I do still wish she came back from the dead, and served spaghetti just one last time.
     
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    Granted, but you have to eat a giant dish of spaghetti, till the last spaghetto, or you'll be cursed. If you get cursed, only a kiss of true love or a punch of true hate can save you. Either you found true love, or you have to receive a punch from someone who really hates you.

    I wish I didn't have issues with memory and concentration, doh! >.<
     
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    You now have perfect memory. You can't forget anything, ever, no matter how unpleasant, embarrassing, or awkward.

    I wish I ran a unicorn farm on top of a beautiful mountain somewhere.
     
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    Your Unicorns will try to escape at every opportunity.

    I wish I could go to the beach
     
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    Granted, but once you step on the sand, a force field will prevent you from being able to leave. Ever.

    I wish I had a flannel shirt.
     
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    Granted but it’s all you can wear for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had a cat
     
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    Granted, but the cat is permanently attached to your back, and screams whenever it is being touched.

    I wish I had a shred of dignity.
     
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    You where granted dignity, but only a literal shred of it. You are still one of the people with the least dignity on the planet.

    I wish I was healthy.
     
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    Granted but if you don’t maintain a healthy lifestyle you’ll be unable to gain muscle or burn fat

    I wish I mosquitos wouldn’t come at me
     
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    Granted, but wasps will come at you now instead.

    I wish my allergies would be gone.
     
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    Granted but it's only for five mins then they come back

    Wish I could read minds
     
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    Granted, but you can only do so while being butt-naked and making eye contact.

    I wish people would stop listening to fake news and would be better and have the actual tools to judge better what is or isn't fake news or biased.
     
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    Granted, but now there is no more entertainment, just realistic depressing news 24/7.

    I wish there was a decent LGBT group in my area.
     
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    Granted, but it only holds meetings at times you're unavailable,.

    I wish for a tree in my garden.
     
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    Granted, but with the arrival of a new tree comes a pack of rabid squirrels

    I wish I had a peanut butter cookie
     
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    Granted, but it also contains an entire ground up ghost pepper.

    I wish it wasn't so horribly hot during summer.
     
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    Granted, but now without the extra heat during the summer time the oceans have frozen over causing the next ice age

    I wish I had the ability to cope with any situation