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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Reviskova

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    Granted, but you can no longer speak.

    I wish i could find new music i like.
     
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    Granted. You're the new Benjamin Button.
    I wish I could speak 5 or more foreign languages
     
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    granted, they are the five dialects of clingon, of which only i and a few others can speak fluently.
    i wish i hadn't just absolutely bombed a math test
     
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    Granted, but in instead of bombing the math test the teacher loses it and you get a Zero
    I wish I BE PRESIDENT
     
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    Granted, but everyone loves you so much you are never allowed to retire.

    I wish my best friend lived near me.
     
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    granted, but a mad scientist sewed you together, so they literally live inside you
    i wish i wasn't literally the only gay kid in the state of Florida
     
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    Granted but now you the only gay kid in the world
    I wish that the universe will reset in 3 hours
     
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    granted, but it's a ytp, and every time it resets it gets faster until the singularity
    I wish you hadn't said that, that's a vigorously frightening thought
     
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    Granted, INSTEAD
    I wish that for A DELICIOUS COCONUT PIE THAT I CAN EAT WITH NO INTERRUPTIONS XP
     
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    Granted, but you are now allergic to coconut and end up in the ER.

    I wish my former religious group didn't reject LGBT people.
     
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    Granted but now your religious group is all about LGBT people and made you their mascot.
    I wish I was fit
     
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    granted, you are ludicrously jacked, but you used steroids and now have numerous health problems
    i wish my homework wasn't so boring
     
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    Granted but now you have died from lack of interest in eating or breathing
    I wish that I had the guts to ask out my crush
     
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    granted, but you are disappointed that they are a very dry conversationalist
    I wish I was in a relationship
     
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    Granted, Your now in a relationship with me XD OMG I CANT BELIEVE I TYPED THAT
    I cant dis myself XD
    I wish THIS WORKS OUT XP
     
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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    granted, but the fact that i spend too much time working on my truck drives us apart
    i wish webby would release more songs with tech and Joyner or the guys from the apex song
     
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    Granted, but they’re like all chorus no bars and the beat is wack
    Lol

    I wish I had a cool truck to work on!
     
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    Granted, but it's a Hot Wheels truck, and everything is so tiny, it's hard to see.

    I wish I could read minds.
     
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    Granted, but everyone else can read minds too.

    I wish I did better in school.
     
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    Granted, but you have to start back in the first grade.
    I wish Valve would make another First Person Shooter.