Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but five minutes into every study session you go blind for 24 hrs.



I wish that winter never came back. "I miss the desert"

 

Granted, the winter now lasts forever thus it never has to come back again.

I wish I'd find some hobby that I'd really enjoy.

 

Granted, but you're hobby is being punched on the tummy till you puke.


I wish that "gatekeepers"would stop gatekeeping other people.

 

Granted, but now the gatekeepers lost their jobs.

I wish humans had gills

 

Granted. Now you can only breathe underwater.

I wish I could find a perfect hairstyle.

 

Granted, now you have to spend 3 hours every day preparing your hair.

I wish I could live forever.

 

granted but you turn into a zombie with 0% mental functions,
i wish my crush liked me back and asked me out

 

Granted, but your crush is a yandere who tries to kill everyone close to you.

I wish I had a billion children.

 

wish granted you are teleported to a dystopian future where you are trapped in a hospital room always giving birth, but right after you do they are taken away and used to battle against each other in a hunger games style

i wish for the weight of billion trillion pennies to crush me to death.

 

Granted, You are killed by the weight of the pennies but no one cares because they only care about all the free money since pennies became the only currency left.

I wish that I had a sandwich

 

done, but its is made from from mud and bark.

i wish i had all my school work for a week done so i can relax for a bit.

 

granted, but you cheated on all of it, so you don't know it
I wish I could focus on my homework

 

Granted, but since you were so focused on homework you missed a chance to go skinny dipping with your 5 closests friends.

I wish I was good at smooth talking

 

every word you speak your voice gets one pitch higher in a conversation.

i wish i could sleep for 1 billion years and not get hurt in my sleep and when i wake up 7 people of my choosing get brought back to life in the way they were when i first fell asleep, i am not harmed and they are not harmed we live in a bunker in the middle of space with enough food, a oxygen recycler, water recycler, and 50 foot walls made of metal and concrete and other space shit and we also bring a psychiatrist and 7 mechanics, and our own personal chef, every person has a back round check on their mental health, and the space bunker has no possible way for an ai or computer to hack into our energy sources. we all live into our 90's happy and content.

 

granted, but you forgot to pack board games
i wish i could have been a part of the hamilton-mulligan-lafayette-lawrence group of friends during the late 18th century

 

done but you die in the war of 1812

i just want to breath.

 

granted, you are now hyperventilating
and i would rather die like a martyr, I've heard governing's harder.
i wish this homework wasn't so boring

 

done but now you only want to do school work and never have time to do anything else.

i wish my computer would explode

 

Granted, but your family died in the explosion.

I wish I could only eat fish without getting scurvy

 

Granted you now get salmonella instead.

I wish my sociophobia would go away.