Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.
If you do exercise every day and meditation . . . You could stay young . . . .
I wish that all my house and furniture were somehow self cleaning
Granted, but everything malfunctions and the house self cleans constantly. And you have to move from the excessive water and chemicals.
I wish life was easier and more like the movies.
Granted, but your universe will consist of numerous annoying, overused character/plot tropes from the mean girl to every dumb decision made in a typical horror movie. That you constantly have to be involved with. I guess I'll make being alive easier for you by making you "superhuman" or "come back to life" like the Marvel movies.
I wish I could teleport anywhere at anytime I want, wearing the appropriate attire and supplies for the given place I'm teleporting to.
Granted but you teleport back to the Cretaceous Period and get attacked by a T-Rex.
I wish that losing weight was so much easier and faster.
Granted, but you must only consume Muscle Milk for the rest of your life.
I wish all my electronic devices never depleted any energy in their batteries, no matter how much I used them.
Granted. None of your devices deplete batteries, they use power cords instead.
I wish I wasn't addicted to caffiene
Granted, but now you are addicted to alcohol instead.
I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.
Granted, but you can only consume dairy products now.
I wish I could be good at guitar.
Granted, but it only sounds good to you because something always goes wrong when you try to play for someone else.
I wish that I could dance well.
granted, but now you constantly get injured from the dancing.
i wish i could move away from home already
Granted, but you can never return to your hometown again.
I wish there was a decent LGBT group in my area.
Nice, But you wouldn't be the one who will establish it.
I wish i had a big house.
Granted, but it's haunted.
I wish all animal shelters were no kill shelters.
Granted, but every animal that goes there becomes inmortal and has to watch their owners die
I wish no one died in Avengers Infinity War
Granted. No one can die in a movie if that movie doesn't exist in the first place!
I wish I could control my impulses better
Granted, but now you can't control anything else.
I wish I could be a good actor.
Granted but the only roles you get are in ads for hemorrhoid cream
I wish these damn bug bites on my legs would stop itching
Granted your bug bites no longer itch, but also you have no more legs.
I wish for politicians who are actually competent.
Granted. They are competent.....at stalling the government.
I wish I was more motivated