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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. BothWaysSecret

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    Granted, but it's only a free trial. After 30 days, you are charged $14.99 per month for your time.

    I wish I had a lifetime supply of Sno-Caps.
     
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    Granted but each piece has loads of red ants on it.

    I wish my sister's dog will finally be potty-trained.
     
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    Granted, but only does business in the flower bed.

    Have a mercedes 190e
     
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    Granted, but it's the most disgusting colour you could possibly imagine.


    I wish I wasn't so bored.
     
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    Granted, you are now having so much fun, that time flies by and you are now very old.

    I wish I could just find a job already.
     
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    Granted. You are now a prostitute.

    I wish me and my loved ones were immortal.
     
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    Granted but you've gotten tired with each other and started hating each other.

    I wish I can have a part time job and that I will be good at it.
     
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    Granted. You clean toilets.

    I wish people would accept my religious views without trying to convert me to theirs.
     
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    That'll actually be nice if i will be good in cleaning toilets :slight_smile:

    Anyway, granted but you yourself are living against what your religion is teaching you.

    I wish the confusion with gender issues will stop being a problem with anyone involve.
     
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    Granted, everyone in the world is now the same gender so that there is no problems.

    I wish I had the motivation to work on my art.
     
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    Granted you have the motivation but now you are locked away in a tower forever to work on your art.

    I wish I knew I was gay when I was 15.
     
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    Granted! However, you were lost in the wilderness until age 20, and raised by wolves, wholly losing the ability to speak as humans do.

    I wish I was a skunk, and my spray smelled like pink bubblegum.
     
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    Granted, but it only smells like pink bubblegum to you, and anyone else that smells it is killed instantly.

    I wish I could have enough time and money to travel the world.
     
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    Granted but that will happen on your 100th birthday. You'll have all the time that you want but you dont have the strength to enjoy it.

    I wish I could say or express what I want to say nicely or in a better way and not sound rude or mean.
     
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    Granted but now no one listens to anything you have to say.

    I wish I wasn't afraid of heights and could go sky diving.
     
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    Granted. But now you are stranded on the international space station.

    I wish i could write javascript.
     
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    Granted! You are able to grind up coffee-beans from the isle of Java, make a paste of them, and using a quill pen, write in an ancient script that nobody but a few natives can understand.

    I wish I could be taken care of like a spoiled, pampered puppy, and not have to work anymore, it is too hard and too boring.
     
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    wish granted! but every time you speak, you only make adorable little puppy noises and no one takes you seriously.

    I wish I could talk to animals!
     
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    Granted! You can no longer speak to humans and now speak only to the animal you are most afraid of.

    I wish I had infinite money.
     
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    Granted, but it's a currency not used in your country, so it winds up being useless.

    I wish I could get to my ideal weight with minimal effort.