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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Peryite

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    Granted.....But by good shape you mean a triangle, right?

    I wish England was a city
     
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    Granted. It's over there, in Arkansas.

    I wish I could get my degree at last.
     
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    Granted, but its °F1000

    I wanted to go into the anime world
     
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    Granted, you spend .763467354 seconds there

    I wish I was good a carving wood
     
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    Granted, but your an A+ carving of wood (Im guessing you misspelled it lol)

    I want to be a cup of coffee, so i can drink myself.
     
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    Granted, but your thirst is your demise. You drink yourself out of existence.

    I wish I was better at sports
     
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    Granted, but your to good and everyone hates you. You are found dead behind a set of bleachers. The killer is never caught.

    I wish to be taller
     
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    Granted, but you grow so tall that the weight of your own body breaks the majority of your bones when you stand.

    I wish that I had curly hair.
     
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    Granted, but then you decide you dont want curly hair (so evil :3)

    I wish I was the ruler of the world
     
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    Granted, but shortly after your rise to power your closest friend forms a rebellion and overthrows you.

    I wish that I could eat as much sushi as I wanted without gaining any weight.
     
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    Granted, but its gas station sushi.

    I wish I had pretty hair
     
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    Granted, but you go bald only a week after gaining your new hair.

    I wish I had a designer wardrobe
     
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    Granted, but it smells like dog food

    I wish I had my own planet
     
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    Granted, but there is no oxygen in the atmosphere, and the gravity is 10,000 times stronger than Earth's.

    I wish that I wasn't so odd
     
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    Granted, but now you've lost everything that made you so special, you are a boring, not odd, person.

    I wish I could swap bodies with a sexy woman.
     
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    Granted, but now you never know if people like you for your personality or your looks, and men sexually harass you now.

    I wish I could afford to stay in my home state.
     
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    Granted but you get burglars for visitors every night.

    I wish my back wont hurt anymore.
     
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    Granted, but that pain has now moved to your legs.

    I wish I could easily make money.
     
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    Granted, but for every dollar you spend you age a single year.

    I wish I was better.
     
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    Granted, but everyone thinks you're worse.

    I wish I had more free time.