Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.
Granted.....But by good shape you mean a triangle, right?
I wish England was a city
Granted. It's over there, in Arkansas.
I wish I could get my degree at last.
Granted, but its °F1000
I wanted to go into the anime world
Granted, you spend .763467354 seconds there
I wish I was good a carving wood
Granted, but your an A+ carving of wood (Im guessing you misspelled it lol)
I want to be a cup of coffee, so i can drink myself.
Granted, but your thirst is your demise. You drink yourself out of existence.
I wish I was better at sports
Granted, but your to good and everyone hates you. You are found dead behind a set of bleachers. The killer is never caught.
I wish to be taller
Granted, but you grow so tall that the weight of your own body breaks the majority of your bones when you stand.
I wish that I had curly hair.
Granted, but then you decide you dont want curly hair (so evil :3)
I wish I was the ruler of the world
Granted, but shortly after your rise to power your closest friend forms a rebellion and overthrows you.
I wish that I could eat as much sushi as I wanted without gaining any weight.
Granted, but its gas station sushi.
I wish I had pretty hair
Granted, but you go bald only a week after gaining your new hair.
I wish I had a designer wardrobe
Granted, but it smells like dog food
I wish I had my own planet
Granted, but there is no oxygen in the atmosphere, and the gravity is 10,000 times stronger than Earth's.
I wish that I wasn't so odd
Granted, but now you've lost everything that made you so special, you are a boring, not odd, person.
I wish I could swap bodies with a sexy woman.
Granted, but now you never know if people like you for your personality or your looks, and men sexually harass you now.
I wish I could afford to stay in my home state.
Granted but you get burglars for visitors every night.
I wish my back wont hurt anymore.
Granted, but that pain has now moved to your legs.
I wish I could easily make money.
Granted, but for every dollar you spend you age a single year.
I wish I was better.
Granted, but everyone thinks you're worse.
I wish I had more free time.