Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.
Granted, but you are not allowed to spend a penny.
I wish that there was world peace.
I wish for that too!!! Oh I mean, granted, but there will be natural disasters more frequently to balance the earth.
I wish I could watch all the nice movies I want for free and on that instance that I want to watch it
Granted... but you go deaf the moment the movies start and regain your hearing when they end...
I wish I could understand my beliefs
Granted, but you get so indulged with it you don't understand any other thing except your beliefs.
I wish i could help anyone that needs helping and wont loose anyone.
Granted, but in doing so their problems become yours and no one can help you.
I wish for a pet unicorn.
Granted but the unicorn hates you, so it bite, kicks, and stabs you whenever you go near it.
I wish that I could write a very detailed wish that was so specific no one can corrupt it into something negative.
Granted, but you get carpal tunnel while writing it, and can never properly move your wrist again.
I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
Granted, but your boss decided they don't need you anymore and decided to fire you.
I wish I could just teleport to places I want to go and don't have to drive or walk far.
Granted, but you mispronounce 'diagon' and end up on 'knockturn' alley.
I wish I could live to be 100.
Fine i'll just speak my wishes into a voice to text converter from now on ;P
Anyways, granted life till 100 but you spend the last 50 years in a coma.
I wish I had mind control over other people at will.
Granted, but you will be like professor x of xmen confined to a wheelchair forever with square-shaped wheels.
I wish I have a very sharp memory.
Granted but you constantly experience all of your painful memories.
I wish for Jon somebody's mail man.
Granted, but he soon loses his job and you don't get to see him in that tight uniform any more. (I've never seen someone so passionate about a mail man XD)
I wish there were cheaper car parks in the city centre.
Granted but they only have handicapped spaces.
Btw, you told me to post that in a wish thread so it's your fault really XD
I wish that I had perfect control of my appearance. (From the way I stand, to the color of my eyes and how much muscle I have etc XD).
Granted...but you are now blind deaf and dumb. Congrats musclehead!
I wish I could give good advice in any situation
Sure! But you're so good it becomes your universally accepted purpose and no one ever interacts with you in any way other than to receive advice ever again.
I wish I had a more complex social network
Granted... you are to become a double agent working for Palestine and Russia...
I wish I could be with the one awesome person I still love.
Aww... can i not corrupt that wish??? Lol
Granted, but you have an amnesia and dont remember who that person is to you and dont feel any thing special towards that person.
I wish i dont know how to get jealous
Granted but everyone hates you because they are jealous of your lack of jealousy.
I wish I had a very cute boyfriend I could parade around in front of my family and they would be fine with it XD
Granted, but his personality is so bland that it becomes nearly impossible to have any emotional connection with him.
I wish I could take back just one mistake...