Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.
Granted they will tour anywhere except the state you are in.
I wish I had some money.
Granted, but it's just Monopoly money and has little to no value.
I wish I could shapeshift.
Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a cow or a goat.
I wish I had the time and patience to learn a musical instrument.
Granted... you have the next 10 years to live, and no commitments other than to learn to play your instrument...
I want to play a game.
I wish there were more metal music shows near where I live.
Granted...however you are not allowed to attend them.
I wish that I could fly.
Granted, but only when you're in a plane, helicopter, etc.
I wish for three more wishes!
Granted, however, you are completely unable to remember them.
I wish i were a king.
Granted. But you're mute and have been paralyzed from the shoulders down.
I wish I lived in Hawai'i!
Granted, you live within a volcano. Now you live "in" Hawaii.
I wish for a life-time of happiness.
Granted, but everyone else will have lifetime of sadness.
I wish I could finally do pull ups!!!
Granted but your arms are now glued magically forever to the pull-up bar
I wish I was naturally socially gifted
Granted but you can only speak in Latin when around other people, so no matter how socially gifted you are, no one understands you.
I wish I could do push ups properly(I always fail)
Granted, but ever time you do a push-up you become more and more depressed...
I wish I could get on well with everybody.
Granted, but as soon as you talk to them they turn to stone.
I wish I could eat anything and not put on weight.
Granted, but you will be pooping nonstop.
I wish women don't get menstrual cramps at all when they have their monthly period.
Granted but all who the touch will get such cramps.
I wish for trump to vacate the office of president.
Granted, but then we get President Pence, and he's not any better. Especially for the LGBT community.
I wish I could trade lives with my cat for a few days.
Granted, but in that time your body is destroyed. You are stuck within your cats body.
I wish that it rained skittles.
Granted, but the skittles have deformed shapes and they have torns on them.
I wish the weather is always just nice, not so hot and not raining!
Granted, The temps are nice and it never rains. However, the lack of water causes the environment to become mars like.
I wish i had Fortune with out being a public figure.