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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Myclosetisfull

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    Granted, but you can only talk if you do so while doing a hand stand walk across a grassy field.
     
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    I wish I knew why everyone forgets to wish
     
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    Granted, but that changes nothing, no matter what you do, and so there will always be at least 1 person who forgets

    But that isn't me; I wish I didn't have exams
     
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    Granted. You have end of the year projects, and let's face it, we all know that they're just renamed exams.
    I wish my bed didn't break
     
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    Granted. You broke, instead.

    I wish the days were longer.
     
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    Granted, about 6.2313 seconds have been added to each day!

    I wish I had $20
    Also, the whole projects thing is way better than exams
     
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    Wish granted but the 20 dollars must be spent on the most pointless item in the universe, the world's smallest pen that is useless to do anything with or it loses its value

    I wish someone would reply to my posts on other parts of EC.
     
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    Granted, but they can only write in emojis and Taiwanese.
    I wish I could just wish for things and they would be granted.
     
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    Granted, after this wish, all wishes shall be granted and either corrupted or granted in the year 3021

    I wish for a sledge hammer. I have my reasons and they are for me to know and for everyone else to find out
     
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    Granted. You have a 1:8 scale model of a sledgehammer
    I wish I had the guts to bring up my gender to my therapist.
     
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    Granted, but these aren't the metaphorical guts you were probably talking about

    I wish I had a box of those soda pop tarts the US had(maybe still has?)
     
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    Granted. You HAD it, but then dropped it (in a volcano).

    I wish I could breath underwater.
     
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    You can breathe underwater, but not on land (also you probably can't see much as your eyes will be full of salt/fish poo).

    I wish I could cool down.
     
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    Granted, but you are teleported to the coldest place on earth for a month

    I wish I was a better lier
     
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    Granted, but you cannot stop lying and you end up with everybody believing you raped the pope.

    I wish I could type silently.
     
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    Same here, but anyway, granted, but clicking is like gunshots

    I wish I had a better-performing computer
     
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    Wish granted but your computer is incredibly slow and takes a whole day to load a single page.

    I wish I didn't have this annoying cold.
     
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    Granted, we upgraded you to the flu

    I wish I never accidentally got my friend saying "can I peck your woodpecker?"
     
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    Granted now he's repeating over and over, "how does a woodchuck chuck wood"

    I wish I could make everyone on EC happy.
     
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    Granted, you kill them all with kindness. Wait, I just killed myself....

    I wish for immunity to all diseases