Corrupt A Wish

Granted but your skin is always sunburnt for eternity, that is your tan.

I wish I could be cuter

 

Granted, however you are now treated like an infant for eternity


I wish i had political power

 

Granted, but your country is thrown into anarchy
I wish I wasn't afraid of anything, I fear nothing!

 

Granted but everything will come after you like a bull to a red piece of cloth (i know they are colorblind)

I wish i had a celebrity status.

 

Granted but you will be trampled to death by fans


I wish I could eat without gaining weight.

 

Granted. Your body cannot process calories anymore. After a few months, you starve to death.

I wish for free steak and fries for the rest of my life.

 

Granted, but they will always taste like cardboard.

I wish I had somebody that did all my homework/chores for me.

 

Granted, but you have to pay them. A lot. And go broke.

I wish my classmates would stop making inappropriate jokes

 

Granted, they are quiet, yet instead you make inappropriate jokes which makes you just as ugly as them! (at least you dont do that cr*P stay true to yourself!!! *sending love*)

I wish I could meet all you good forum members in real life at a big nice good party !

 

Granted but we all ignore you (no offense)

I wish to have the power to change how tall i am at will.

 

Granted, but your head will always be disproportionate compared to the rest of your body.

I wish I could move to London and live there.

 

Granted! But it's far too expensive for you to afford any kind of flat, apartment or housing, and you end up sleeping on park benches. But, aside from this, it's a wonderful, lively, multicultural place.

I wish I owned a successful vineyard in the Loire Valley, and lived in an historic Chateau.

 

Granted, but you see almost none of the profits due to middlemen, and your house lacks indoor plumbing and electricity to preserve its history.

I wish my brother could take a hint

 

Granted, but now. you're clueless.


I wish to be buried in a giant Egyptian pyramid when i die.

 

Granted, but it will happen tomorrow

I wish for amazingly GOOD luck

 

granted. You get 10^-100000 sec. of amazingly good luck

I wish I had a decent computer

 

Granted! It's a decent computer...for the early 1980s.

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I wish my neck wasn't so tiff, and I felt more relaxed.

 

Granted, now its all flexible and rubbery, and you have to hold your head with your hands if you want to see something in a particular direction. But it feels more relaxing then before !

I wish I could go on a year long vacation in Hawai

 

Granted, but unfortunately it rains every day you spend there, so... Have fun!

I wish I could be able to fly

 

Granted, but thats all you can do, if you want to sit, you hover....you want to dance, you hoverdance ! *does not sound bad*

I wish I would be able to fly without anyone corrupting my wish... Hmmm.....