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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. TheSideKick

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    Granted, but you will no longer be able to speak anything else until you're in Sweden. Once in Sweden you'll find that you can speak anything, but Swedish.

    I wish I would stop procrastinating on everything
     
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    Wish granted but all your decisions are bad from now on.

    I wish I had a car that ran on Coke
     
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    Wish granted but your car will burp all the time, making u fly into an unknown direction for ten miles. *Will land safely though*

    Wish I was moderator on this forum : P
     
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    Wish granted but you'll have to deal with the chocolate society

    I wish for a goat
     
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    Wish granted, yet he is always depressed.. Depressed goat....

    Wish I did not have to deal with the chocolate society
     
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    Granted. You no longer play poker with the Chocolate Society.

    I wish I could play the Saxophone.
     
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    Granted, but all you will know how to do is play the saxophone and nothing else!

    I wish my crush wasn't such an idiot
     
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    Granted! Instead, they become a grating know it all, always butting in to correct you, or anyone else, while raising their voice, and waving their arms about wildly.

    I wish I wasn't scared of clowns and mimes.
     
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    :lol: *waving arms about wildly*

    Granted, instead you become a hybrid between a clown and a mime and will never change back!

    I wish I could swim with the Orca's / Killerwhales <--- such a bad name ! Even though they do, assasins...cute assasins...happy assasins..lil ball of...black and white...blubber...skin?
     
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    Your wish is granted, but you will be forced to live in the sea and become a small fish that eventually the killer whale will feast upon.


    I wish I wasn't scared of all animals and wildlife(because I don't like getting in the way of animals, and if I do I'm just like please just pass by, I love you nature, stop attacking me)
     
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    Granted! You know longer have any fear of them at all, and are in fact drawn to go right up and pet them...and are always being bit by venous snakes, spiders, and insects, and attacked by kangaroos.

    I wish the US government would be replaced by pink sparkly unicorns, dancing on rainbows.
     
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    Granted! However, due to cost-cutting on infrastructure, those rainbows will crumble in about 5 years...

    I wish it was summer already.
     
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    Granted! Due to to earlier summer, it gets even hotter during the usual summer time. You can barely leave the house without getting a sunburn. Global warming increases and polar bears go extinct.

    I wish prussia to be a country of it's own and I shall rule over it.
     
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    Granted. Prussia is now a heavily contested region with countries fighting wars to get to invade your land, and you go deep into debt trying to keep control.

    I wish my mind wasn't so dark.
     
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    you now have a light-bulb embedded in your head

    I wish I had a well paying job
     
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    Wish granted but you can never leave your place of work :slight_smile:<

    I wish for a PS4 PRO with PSVR
     
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    Granted, but you forgot to pay your electricity bill and don't have a battery backup.

    I wish I had an apple pie
     
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    Granted, but it's filled with poison and you die.

    I wish I didn't have such an awkward reunion with an old cute girl friend and look like I had my shit together.
     
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    Granted but instead you become a tomato, so nothing is awkward again.

    I wish I had a dominant boyfriend.
     
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    Granted, but his top half is a salmon fish.

    I wish I had tanned skin.